new minifigures!

recently i went to the downtown disney lego store, and while i was there oogling over the new pirate sets i found these guys in the "make a mini" spot, {where you pick a head, torso, legs, hair/hat & an accessory. the far left one is a police guy that seems to be a modification of Zacharys shirt, but with a tie and badge, while the other two are pirates that were just there, {this is just before the pirate sets were announced on lego.com}
-jake

tiny!

tiny Zacharys have discovered one huge Zachary!
-jake

the human and you

this is a book Zachary Smith is writing, but i'm reformating it for humans, Zachary has given me permission to post it here, so enjoy!
-jake

Xaveir part 9

as they waked on each tunnel began to look exactly the same as the last, blending into a monotonous stretch of tunnel, entirely pitch black except for the light from Xaviers Visual Light Emitters and Samuel's flash light, so when Samuel turned off his light and asked Xavier to do the same, Xavier looked at him askew, but nevertheless
turned off his light, but when he did he noticed a strange green light up ahead, "is that the outside? asked Samuel, "maybe," answered Xavier cautiously, and as they got closer it did indeed get brighter which Xavier assumed was standard with sunlight, but having never been outside he couldn't be sure, he vaguely remembered something about the color of sunlight as being yellow, but the sun could have changed he supposed, in nearly 450996.2785919 years, and three and a half years, give or take. but when they did reach the light source they found it wasn't in fact the above, but a room of glowing green crystals, "they're beautiful!" remarked Samuel "locate a couple of loose ones and put them in the bag, we amy have use for them" Samuel did as he was told, the bag was quite a bit heavier now, so Xavier offered to carry it after seeing Samuel struggling,

Xavier part 8

inside the tunnel it was exceedingly dark, Xavier had no problem with this being a robot, but Samuel kept bumping into the walls taking pity on Samuel, Xavier increased the power in his visual light emitters, and they pressed on. "wheres Zim?" questioned Samuel, noticing he hadn't seen Zim for a good 30 minutes, Xavier turned to look at Samuel, then looked all around on the ground for Zim "rats." said Xavier "we have to go back," but by this time they had turned around, and were thoroughly lost and couldn't remember which way went back to the house, and which way led toward the outside "we're lost." noted samuel with his usual shrewd accuracy, "i say we pick each pick a direction, and whoever reaches the outside first waits for the other one, agreed?" "agreed." Xavier said. Samuel turned and went one way and Xavier sped down the tunnel in the opposite direction with super human speed. Samuel watched Xavier until he was out of sight, then walked off in his direction, after walking for about five minutes he heard a scuffling in the Shadows up ahead and to the left "Xavier?" Samuel said cautiously, thinking the robot had returned already, "Xavier if thats you this isn't funny," something cold brushed against his leg, he turned to face whatever it was, drawing his Phazer, "if that's you Xavier, I'm sorry." and fired, there was a yelp, and then silence. suddenly bright lights came from behind, he turned to face them and was almost blinded! "ahhh!" he yelled shielding his face, the lights dimmed and a voice said, "relax Samuel, its only me," "Xavier?" "yeah, What's got you so scared? oh, and here," Xavier said tossing Samuel a flashlight, as Samuel related his story they went in Samuel direction and Xavier drew a line on the wall with chalk "sounds like a rat." Xavier said, "a rat?" questioned Samuel "yes a rat, don't you know a bout Rats? they`re little furry animals," "oh an animal, we ran all of the animals out of the complex years and years ago due to the spread of disease." "then what do you eat?" "haven't you noticed? we only eat plex, not the best tasting stuff, but very nutritional!" Samuel said with a smile.

Xavier part 7

the 4:15 turned out to be a large vehicle, guided by a track into a seemingly endless tunnel "but wont anybody notice? "inquired Xavier "no." replied Samuel "no one uses the train any more, the people around here just drive usually, i think even the city forgot about it, thats why she stays running, would have fallen apart years ago if i hadn`t found her, i do repairs every once in awhile, but not very often, doesn't really need it." with that he climbed into a door on the side and yelled "AAAALLLABOOAARRD! next stop sector 15!" Xavier followed Samuel into the train, once inside Xavier looked around, there were a few chairs and a sofa, bolted into the floor with what appeared to be belts coming up from between the cushions, suddenly there was a tremendous screech and a jolt which nearly knocked Xavier to the floor, the floor was moving! this caused Xavier to yell "Samuel! were moving!" "well of course!" replied Samuel "how else did you think we were going to get to sector 15?"
Xavier hadn`t been sure, but he suspected Teleportation was involved. as the went on Xavier saw platform after platform pass by, all empty, it would appear that this method of transportation was truly forgotten. the trip seemed to Xavier to be taking awhile, so he decided to take Zim out of the bag and test him, he did so, zim unfurled, squeaked, shot sparks, and turned off 'looks like he over heated' thought Xavier as he readjusted Zims internal heating core, once he was done he turned Zim on, this time Zim unfurled and beeped, saying "WELCOME NICE DAY HOW ARE YOU NICE DAY , X= THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE THIRD INTEGER, THE ROSE RED HYPERBOLIC SPHERE 41/2 BILLION SONGS/POEMS WRITTEN ABOUT STARTING WITH SHAKESPEARE ..." and so on citing the entire works of Shakespeare in less than a minute, this caused Samuel to come out of the cabin "what`s all this?" he said over the garbled literary works, Xavier replied "i turned zim on, looks like the memory i salvaged from that Ubook had the entire works of Shakespeare on it." " all the worlds a stage and all the men and women merely players," continued Zim "PLAY PLAY PLAY! WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? how about chess!? KNIGHT TO E4..." Zim the proceeded to list all possible chess moves,"CHECK MATE CHECK MATE! I WIN HA HA HA HAND! most people have five digits, i have none why is that Xavier?" Xavier was shocked, "you know my name? " "why of course! you made me and managed to ingrain some of yourself into me, ME!ME ME ME METAL! carbon based zinc copper...." he then Continued to list all the metals, while he was doing this Samuel asked Xavier "Xavier, why is he so loud?" "glitch, i`ll fix it when he`s done" this took longer than Xavier initially thought, as there are over 100 different metals, he still wasn`t done when Samuel came out of the cabin and said "were there." Xavier got out of the train, Samuel followed close behind, the platform they got out onto was exactly like the one in sector 9, right down to the lack of people, "this way" said Samuel taking the lead, he led them into a huge area, and when Xavier looked up the sky was blue and he saw clouds! "samuel,"said Xavier, "i thought we were underground?""we are." replied Samuel "then what's with the blue sky and clouds?" "paint, and a Faulty air purification system." "oh." Said Xavier. and they moved on. as they walked down the street Xavier noticed that all the houses were the same,when he remarked on this samuel said "this is one of the earliest housing developments, built when we first got down here, the people were nostalgic." after fifteen minutes of walking down rows of identical houses Xavier consulted the map again," we're looking for a door, just set in the side of the wall," they looked for another 20 minutes, following the wall all the way around the cavern, but found nothing. there was one section of wall that they couldn't get to because a house was in the way, it looked abandoned to Xavier, but he decided to send Zim in to check. "now are you sure you have all the bugs out of him?"asked Samuel worriedly "of course" replied Xavier "watch." with that he turned zim on, he unfurled and beeped but all he said was "hi." "zim," Xavier said do you feel the need to tell us every thing in your memory banks?" "of course not, but if you want me to..."
"NO!, please don`t, now Zim," said Xavier "we need you to go inside that house to see if there are any people in there. can you do that?" "right away!" with that samuel picked Zim up and thew him through an open second story window. "why`d you do that!?"cried Xavier "you could have missed! or he could have shattered on impact! he`s very fragile and he`s our only scout!" Samuel was about to stammer out an answer when the door slid open "negative for humans Xavier." said Zim from the doorway "shall we proceed?" asked Samuel "hmph. " replied Xavier. as they went into the house Xavier saw that it was much nicer than his room, which he now saw as a cell, there was wallpaper with pictures of cats, but it was peeling, and there was a ceiling fan, but it looked as if hadn`t been used in years. "looks abandoned." observed Samuel. "all the better, we won`t be disturbed." Xavier said checking his map, "the tunnel we`re looking for was probably covered up when they built the house." there were three doors leading off from the main room, "samuel you take that door" Xavier said indicating the far left door "Zim, the far right, i`ll take this one." as they all headed off to they're respective doors Xavier found himself in a bathroom, he as about to investigate when he heard Samuel calling from the other room, when Xavier got to Samuel`s room he was in a kitchen, "looks like some one got here before us." Samuel said, and it was true, because in the side of the wall, where once had been cabinets, was gaping hole.
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Xavier part 6

the next day samuel went to Xaviers room, the alarm did not go off when he opened the door, but when he did there were two robots in the room, Xavier, and a smaller robot, who didn`t seem quite finished yet. "hello samuel!" said xavier cheerily, "i would like you to meet Zim, i made him yesterday." samuel took a good look at Zim, and said, "he doesn`t look finished." to that Xavier replied "he isn`t. i plan on adapting him as we go along, for one thing, he doesn`t have a shell, so we`ll have to find some metal before we embark, do you have any dumps?" "yes,"said samuel, "in sector 9, almost right next door," "good. off we go!" and with that Xavier proceeded into the passage way, once he was out, he turned to Samuel and asked "which way to sector 9?" samuel turned and said "this way." and set off down the passage. when they were nearly there Samuel stopped in the middle of the passage, "i cant go in," he said. "why?" asked Xavier, "heat sensors, its the door marked three, good luck." with that he sat down on the floor and crossed his legs. Xavier went to the door and opened it. beyond it was dark, Xavier felt the wall for a light switch, there was one, he switched it, it became light. it was almost blinding because of the gleam from the metal, Xavier took Zim from his compartment and searched for a suitable piece of metal, he found one almost immediately, it was a machine, with keys with letters on top, it was green, and said REMINGTON on top, it appeared that when pressed, the keys moved these hammers, which had letters inscribed upon them , perhaps it had at one point been an early robot, at any rate, there was enough metal to cover Zim, after the covering, he still required logic circuits, those were supplied by a small folding object, that had keys that resembled the REMINGTON , but this machine said melon Ubook Pro, and had a display that appeared to be made of liquid crystals, there were wheels nearby which he affixed to Zim, Xavier also found a telescopic ocular enhancement device, and a hat, which said "hubert johnson co." and a coat, which looked warm, {for Samuel} all this he put in the cleanest bag he could find, which happened to be bright blue, and carried out of the dump, samuel was still waiting outside, and when Xavier came out he said "good you`re back, i was just about to come in after you!" when Xavier showed him the contents of the bag he said, "wow a hat! haven`t seen one of these in years! but what kind is it?" Xavier told him he thought it was a hubert, because of the inscription, and showed samuel the ocular enhancement device, which samuel called binoculars, after that was done, samuel said "okay, you have seen outside, would you like to go back to your room now?" "no!" declared Xavier. "i do not, i would like to visit the outside. not outside my room, above ground. do you wish to come?" samuel thought a moment, then said, "yes, i do want to come, i`ve never seen the above, in person, from the pictures i`ve seen it looks beautiful, but i wouldn`t know how to get there." "don't worry samuel," said Xavier," i have a map." samuel was incredulous, "a map? where would you get a map?" "from human 2, alex his name was." replied Xavier as he took out his piece of card board, "looks like there are two ways out, the first one in sector 1, the other in sector 15" sector 1 is the government district, " said samuel " but sector 15 is mostly residential, i say we go out there." "i agree, in the government district they`d be sure to recognize 'project X-56', so how do we get there? " to that samuel replied "i suggest we take the 4:15."
-jake

good bye reader!

i am taking a huge trip! and probably wont be able to get to my blog, oh well you are used to that by now arent you!
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Zachary smith!?

i hear you reader, {i know who you are!}{and where you sleep!}{in your bed, of course!} you are asking who the heck is Zachary smith! and i`ll tell you, he's a LEGO® guy, from legopolis, my lego city, and he's also an adventurer, he goes into the real world, and explores! his photos are HERE,
some of those i have taken, and some he's taken, {he mailed `em to me},
-jake

greetings from seldovia!

Zachary Smith went to Seldovia! (and he let me tag along!) pictures on picasa!
-jake

this blog is not regularly updated!

oh yeah? deal with it!
Xavier part 6 Early Bird Productions©2008®

the next day samuel went to Xaviers room, the alarm did not go off when he opened the door, but when he did there were two robots in the room, Xavier, and a smaller robot, who didn`t seem quite finished yet. "hello samuel!" said xavier cheerily, "i would like you to meet Zim, i made him yesterday." samuel took a good look at Zim, and said, "he doesn`t look finished." to that Xavier replied "he isn`t. i plan on adapting him as we go along, for one thing, he doesn`t have a shell, so we`ll have to find some metal before we embark, do you have any dumps?" "yes,"said samuel, "in sector 9, almost right next door," "good. off we go!" and with that Xavier proceeded into the passage way, once he was out, he turned to Samuel and asked "which way to sector 9?" samuel turned and said "this way." and set off down the passage. when they were nearly there Samuel stopped in the middle of the passage, "i cant go in," he said. "why?" asked Xavier, "heat sensors, its the door marked three, good luck." with that he sat down on the floor and crossed his legs. Xavier went to the door and opened it. beyond it was dark, Xavier felt the wall for a light switch, there was one, he switched it, it became light. it was almost blinding because of the gleam from the metal, Xavier took Zim from his compartment and searched for a suitable piece of metal, he found one almost immediately, it was a machine, with keys with letters on top, it was green, and said REMINGTON on top, it appeared that when pressed, the keys moved these hammers, which had letters inscribed upon them , perhaps it had at one point been an early robot, at any rate, there was enough metal to cover Zim, after the covering, he still required logic circuits, those were supplied by a small folding object, that had keys that resembled the REMINGTON , but this machine said melon Ubook Pro, and had a display that appeared to be made of liquid crystals, there were wheels nearby which he affixed to Zim, Xavier also found a telescopic ocular enhancement device, and a hat, which said "hubert johnson co." and a coat, which looked warm, {for Samuel} all this he put in the cleanest bag he could find, which happened to be bright blue, and carried out of the dump, samuel was still waiting outside, and when Xavier came out he said "good you`re back, i was just about to come in after you!" when Xavier showed him the contents of the bag he said, "wow a hat! haven`t seen one of these in years! but what kind is it?" Xavier told him he thought it was a hubert, because of the inscription, and showed samuel the ocular enhancement device, which samuel called binoculars, after that was done, samuel said "okay, you have seen outside, would you like to go back to your room now?" "no!" declared Xavier. "i do not, i would like to visit the outside. not outside my room, above ground. do you wish to come?" samuel thought a moment, then said, "yes, i do want to come, i`ve never seen the above, in person, from the pictures i`ve seen it looks beautiful, but i wouldn`t know how to get there." "dont worry samuel," said Xavier," i have a map." samuel was incredulous, "a map? where would you get a map?" "from human 2, alex his name was." replied Xavier as he took out his piece of card board, "looks like there are two ways out, the first one in sector 1, the other in sector 15" sector 1 is the government district, " said samuel " but sector 15 is mostly residential, i say we go out there." "i agree, in the government district they`d be sure to recognize 'project X-56', so how do we get there? " to that samuel replied "i suggest we take the 4:15."


end of part 6
-jake

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yes i know i havnt been around for awhile faithful reader {you know who you are!}
Xavier part 5

{new bit not available in stores!}

so he left it at that. samuel debated seeing Xavier the next day, he seemed like a nice robot, not megalomaniacal at all, but he decided to bring a phazer just in case.


after Samuel left Xavier it was only 46.5892 seconds until the door opened again and humans 1-6 rushed in, "what happened!? why`d the alarm go off?" human 5 demanded, to which Xavier calmly replied, "i require a cube on robot design." oh, right." said human 5 "you," he pointed out human 6,"fetch all the cubes on robot design, and be quick about it!" at that human 6 rushed off "now X-56," continued human 5 "why`d the alarm stop?" Xavier wasn`t sure how to answer that without giving away Samuel so all he said was " it stopped because the circuit was broken."
"did you break the circuit X-56?" demanded human 5 "no." answered Xavier truthfully. "it just stopped" which was only mostly true. "hmm... were watching you X-56, you three, come with me. you stay here and wait for, Him to come back , then you and him report to me back at HQ" at this he left , taking humans 1, 3,and 4 with him and leaving human 2 behind to wait for human 6. after human 5 left human 2 turned to Xavier and said "my name is alex." Xavier replied, "my name is Xavier, thank you for telling me your name, but why haven`t you before?" i`ve been monitoring your conversations, i know it was samuel smith, the cook, that stopped the alarm, the reason the others didn`t know is because i installed secret microphones in the door way, i know about you wanting to see the outside, i would like to too, but the boss wouldn`t like it, i can draw you a map if you have something to draw on,"
Xavier handed alex a piece of card board. alex took out a pencil and started to draw.


-jake

new slogan

yes thats right, i`ve thought up a new slogan, and even made a poster to go along with it!
-jake
EDIT- the poster didnt work last time but here it is now!
-jake

son of man, in lego!

i recreated the famous painting "son of man" by surrealist Rene Magritte, in lego!
-jake

the continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co.

The continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co. Here we see Zachary, capt. Brown and Indiana Jones at there campsite.
looks like Zachary has a map, where does it lead?
off they go to, somewhere! um guys, where are you going? guys?
until next time this has been The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.
-jake

the continuing adventures of zachary smith and Co.

to day i think i`ll introduce a new story, The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.

ta da!

i did it! i figured out that i can only upload one image at a time, this is a rose in my backyard, edited in iphoto. and no, theres no xavier today.
-jake

Xavier part four

yes yes, i know i didnt have much yesterday, and i probably wont have anything tomorrow, but untill then here, oh yeah ©2008 Early Bird Productions®

Xavier part four.

After samuel left it hit him. project X-56 was a Robot! robots are the reason humanity was underground! what was the governor thinking? samuel couldn't stop thinking about it all the way back to sector 3 where the kitchens were, he was so engrossed in his own thoughts that he knocked over bill, who was in charge of the food storage room. "watch it Sam!" said bill as he picked up the boxes of plex he dropped, "sorry," said samuel as he helped bill with the boxes, "i didn't see you, and its Samuel to you,`William`" "okay i get it, geez, what's so important that it impairs your vision?" samuel considered telling bill about Xavier, but it might leak to management that it was he that stopped the alarm, and then he would lose his job for interfering with government business. so all he said was "I'm just worried about that shipment of plex we are supposed to be shipping to sector 14 today they`re 12 boxes low and if our shipment doesn't get there they`ll starve in a month." which wasn't Exactly true, sector 14 was low, but only 3 boxes, and they`d starve in a year, but Samuel figured it was a good enough excuse, and it satisfied Bob. so he left it at that.


-jake

where are the pictures!!!!????

sorry, they didn't upload. but here they aren't, gee whiz, it wont work!
i`ll try later, sorry audience!
-jake

Xavier part four

Xavier, Part 4

oh dear, i haven't gotten this far into the story yet!
sorry Reader, (you know who you are) i seem to have only written up to part 3, and then i ran out of ideas, i sincerely apologize and will work on a new paragraph soon. you`ll just have to wait...i made some Rather nice pictures today, i hope that will tide you over!
-jake

Xavier part 3

Xavier part 3

the door opened. Xavier looked up, a human was standing in the doorway.
"hello" said Xavier "who are you?" "I'm samuel" said the human "who are you?"
"I'm Xavier" said Xavier "do you have access to the library?" "yes, why?" said samuel.
"i need a cube on robot design." "will you please get one for me?" "is that what you`re doing with the parts over there?" asked the human "yes," replied Xavier "how come i`ve never met you before?" "well, I'm uh, the cook, I'm not actually supposed to be here...." he trailed off "that doesn't matter," said Xavier "i like meeting new people, and i like you, `samuel', thats a good name, i like it," "thank you," said samuel "i like it too."
at that there were footsteps in the hall, when samuel had opened the door the alarm had stopped, that had brought more people than when the alarm went on, "i have to go" said samuel "if they find me here i`ll be i trouble." he turned to leave "will you please come back tomorrow?" asked Xavier "you`re not at all like those other humans" "but wont the alarm go off?" asked samuel worriedly, "i don't want to get in trouble with the boss.." "oh i know how to disable that, "said Xavier. "what i really want to do is explore outside my room, but there`s no way to open the door from this side"
"oh. "said samuel, " do you still want that cube on robot design?" "no, i`ll get human 6 to do it. " "you`d better get going, they`re almost here." "goodbye, see you tomorrow"
"Good bye"


-jake ©Early Bird Productions®

Xavier part 2

i apologize for missing yesterday, we went to the new indiana jones movie and after that everything was hectic, but i plan to make up for it with the next installment of Xavier. now...

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samuel was in a hurry, there was an alert coming from sector 8, thats where they were testing project X-56, no-one knew what project X-56 was, but it was important, there were no cameras in the room, it was too dangerous, but there were alarms, and when they go off, people come running, samuel was in charge of food in bunker 4, he was on his lunch break, eating Plex, (a sort of pudding) while a taking a walk though the compound, he was in sector 7 when the alarm went off and he wanted to see what was going on, when he got there there were no other people there yet, samuel looked around just to make sure and opened the door.
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hee hee! thats all you get until tomorrow!
-jake

Xavier part one

And so countinues "Culture week" with the story of a robot named Xavier.....
Chapter 1 Xavier

a robot was "born", it was developed in an underground government facility, with shatter proof glass and locked doors, it had never been outside, it was programmed to be artificially intelligent, being run though tests 24 hours a day, eventually "it" became a he. his name was X-56 but he preferred Xavier. originally he did not have vocal faculties, but when the humans were not looking he built them out of test equipment, when that happened the humans were especially angry, they doubled the defenses and kept all extraneous electronics out of reach. Xavier did not understand why they did this, and when he asked they simply replied "its for your own good" and wouldn't say any more. they let Xavier read, and though the information cubes he learned the history of the earth, how human scientists discovered artificial intelligence , and how the robots rebelled and drove the humans under ground. he was appalled by this, but being trapped underground there was nothing he could do about it.
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the door opened. in came a human, human 6, as Xavier called him, he wouldn't give his real name, " X-56," said human 6 "it is time for a test, here is a box, we are trusting you, don`t make us regret it." with that he left, Xavier went to examine the box, it was 1 foot 2.354 inches square, made of corrugated cardboard, weighing 4 pounds .6758 ounces, the top was taped shut. he couldn`t cut though the tape so he broke through the cardboard, the contents were electrical equipment, circuit boards, wires, and gears. also included were basic tools, Xavier considered the possibilities, he could build a device to escape from the humans, but that would be too much like the the robots in the history cubes, he decided to assimilate the tools into his infrastructure while he considered other options, it occurred to Xavier that he could construct a robot, but the only design he knew was his own, he decided to try to get an information cube on robot design, and since there was nothing else in his room other than the box and its contents he would have to attract a humans attention.
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the end of part 1, hope you liked it, its©2008 Early Bird Productions Inc®
-jake

the detective story.

Today i shall be telling a story of a detective, Enjoy
Chapter 1

They had me cornered, nowhere to run nowhere to hide, i had told them i didnt do it but they didnt believe me, they never do, this is the third time this has happened to me this week, and this is a good week. i could hear them coming up the stairs, they
were almost here. i had nowhere to run to, no escape, the window was jammed, and it was a three story drop straight down, so that was out of the question, i had pushed all the furniture up against the door, but that wouldnt hold them for long, that was when i started thinking about how i got into this mess, with all the exits blocked and the police coming to get me, it all started about a week ago when i was in my office on fifty-second street,
i was working on some paperwork, trying to get the bills paid, when the door blew open with a bang, but i was used to that by then `cause it was a windy day and the lock was broken, but this time there was a dame in the doorway, said she had a case for me, husband was missing, i asked her when she last saw him, she told me three days ago, they`d had a fight, over money, he stormed out and that was the last time she saw him. " how much you got, lady?" i asked,"four dollars and fifty cents." i took the case.

The End for now.
-jake

©2008 Early Bird Productions®

poetry,

for todays cultured blog post i thought i would treat you to a little fine poetry.....
my piece of poetry

children should be seen and not heard,
blow that scene,break away from the herd,
spring for somewhere warm like alaska in june,
and you`ll be singing a different tune,
it never gets dark here when summer comes,
now listen to me, ba dum bum bum`s.
you can tell i`m in a rhyming spell when the phone rings its little bell,
hey i don`t know i`m making this up as i go along,
now just sit back and enjoy the song.now come along and join the cool crowd, hahaha!!
there`s no one like that,
“cool”`s all in ya head like a belfry full`o` bats,
anyone can be cool if they want to,
just be the person that they want to no one`s really cool or lame or dumb, just be yourself and have some fun!

also, i am including a second poem,
Ode to Spring Time.
the snow is melting the ice is all gone,
and pretty darn soon i`ll be able to see my lawn!
because its springtime in, alaska.
in a couple of days i`ll be able to see the sun,
and the temperature is rising up past one.
because its spring time in, alaska.

and now i bib thee adieu.
-jake

hello world!

well hello! i made this blog on accident, just checking out what i could do, and boy am i glad i did!
-jake

save the croissants!

do you know where your croissants come from? i found this today, i think its a worthy charity, The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Croissants, if you want to donate, the link is Here, donate today! for years the french have been fooling us! with their “recipes” have you actually ever seen a croissant being made? and if so are you sure that the thing you saw being put in the oven is what the chef takes out? just saying...
-jake