I seem to be lost.

I left my office just a few hours ago, looking for Mac, you know, my chief of image repair and forwarding, and apparently i went through the wrong door. Rats.

I didn't know that the rather large blank spot was so close! I will have to find my way out of here. But it is so big and empty here! well not empty, but more like blank. Well it figures, that is why it is called the Rather Large Blank Spot. But rather large is an understatement, more like The Infinitely Blank Expanse. I wont starve i guess, according to Dr. Smiths reports of the area I just have to think of stuff and it will appear, although I have tried to imagine The Door and it doesn't work. The harsh lights and the cold are not helping. It is almost like I am in a giant warehouse. But there are no walls, only the illusion of walls, most probably caused by the positive Non-Euclidean curvature of the space.


But that is only a theory of course.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

This is not as easy as it looks.

As a regular viewer of this blog i am sure that you have noticed that i have fallen down on the job, first i let in a bunch of static, then i let in a cry for help from a bored radio operator, well i personally think that a bit of static every now and then is O.K. besides, i have alot on my plate, not only do i have to decode random radio static, but i also have to decode pictures. this is what you saw earlier:

but this is how it came across Macs desk{top}

you see, while i do most of this blogging thing, Mac is kind enough to scan, reformat, and return all Messed-Up imagery , if he were a robot i would say he did it autonomously, but he isn't a robot, he just works for me. He is the head of image repair and transmission forwarding. If this transmission were meant for me, I would have gotten it, but since it was meant for no-one in particular, it didn't come across my desk. Mac is getting a severe scolding from the head of the scolding department, unfortunately i can't remember if we have a scolding department. i will have to check with Mac, if i can…find him.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.