Today's Episode:
Lessons on Disguising Your Campsite from People {and Animals} Who Might Want to Do it Harm.
Dr. Smith? Dr. Smith? Oh, there you are.
What are you looking at? George, can we cut to Dr. Smith's camera?
AHH! Hey! George! Cut it off! Oh. Thanks. OK everyone, its a bee!
…zzkzkzk Hey Jack, what is this thing? quite the interesting specimen zkzkzk…
Ah, Dr. Smith, its a Bee. Most probably a Bombus terrestris or European Bumblebee.
…zzkzkzk Thanks Jack, I'll make a note of that.… zkzkzk…
Hey Dr. Smith, today's episode is about how to disguise your campsite against people who might want to do it harm, and since you specifically requested this title, I suppose you have something to say on the the matter?
…zkzkzk Yes, I do, first off I would like to welcome all the legopolians who are joining us today, and I would like to introduce myself, but we don't have the time. So I am just going to list some of the more important aspects for camping with humans:
1. be a neutral color, like green.
2. camp lightly, leave nothing but footprints.
3. Camp near lots of plants that are the same color as your Camp, like
Taraxacum, they are quite good cover.
4. if the humans are friendly, Cave Canem.
if not, Carpe Noctem.
{George? what is that, Latin? I don't pay you to translate from Minfigure into latin I pay you to translate Minifigure into English!}
{... --- .-. .-. -.-- / ... .. .-. --..-- / -... ..- - / - .... .- - / .. ... / - .... . / -.-. .-.. --- ... . ... - / .. / -.-. .- -. / --. . - .-.-.-}
{I dont care if that is the closest you can get, I expect full translation!}
5. last and probably most important,zkzkzk…
* CLICK *
Dr. Smith? Dr. Smith? Are you there? George contact the legopolian government, organize a search and rescue!
And on that note I bid you
Good Day, and Best Regards.
Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.
Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com.
