-=Some Random Thoughts=-

-=Intro=-

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Here are some semi-random thoughts that have been bouncing around {in} my head for awhile, here they are, in no paticular order.

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-=Pilots=-

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In my many and varied adventures, I have come across quite a few pilots, mechanics, and airport hobos, {Bums}. And I have noticed that they all are a very friendly sort, and have sort of developed their own community, or sub-culture, if you will. A sort of, "Solder, wire, and duct-tape" mentality, born out of the outragous prices of æroplanes, and æroplane parts, I suppose.

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Just a thought.

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-=Movies=-

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Oh, another thought, In American movies, British people are {stereotypically} the 

"bad guys"

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But in British Movies, are Americans {stereotypically} the "bad guys"?

If not, who is? I know I have Readers in Britannia Major, so I am waiting for answers.

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And I expect them.

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-=309 Deaths by airship.=-

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Ever. 

{According to Wikipedia}

That's less than how many people are killed by Automobiles, in every minute.

I guess, I dont know the exact number, But since Automobiles are the most popular mode of transportation in the world, It's a pretty safe bet.

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so why aren't Zeppelins more popular? 

Or Blimps, or Hot-Air/Gas Balloons, the point is, they are so much safer!

Sure, there was the Incident back in '39, but that was hydrogen,{flammable} just use helium and we should be good!

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-=And We End With a Quote=-

"Movies are a fad, what people really want  to see is actors on a stage"

-Charlie Chaplin

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:

AHA! we're back! back to work.

Here we join Dr. Smith at his campsite deep within the jungle, …of the …yard.

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Dr. Smith? DR. SMITH! I know you are here Dr. Smith. Show yourself!

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GEORGE! Conduct a sweep…

*grumble grumble why does this always happen to me…*

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-=PLEASE HOLD=-

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Alright, we found him.

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We are not exactly sure why Dr. Smith left the campsite, but it may have something to do with the impending sense of doom hanging in the air, and the advancing weed-whacker.

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George, que the weed-whacker.
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GEORGE!
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forget it, just cut to the next scene.

After traveling for a couple of hours, {or was it days?} {it was hours.} {I know, I was being dramatic.} {Oh.}

Like I was saying, He came to what looked to be a dried-up river, and decided to follow it to its delta, but about halfway through, he got distracted by what looked to be a fortress, looming on the horizon, having never seen a vampire film, or any film for that matter, he went to investigate.

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join us next week for our next exciting installment, entitled,

The Looming Fortress, Perhaps of DOOM.

then again, Perhaps not.

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.