save a croisant, have a banana

i`ve made a comic starring super guy, and Pierre the croissant hunter!
-jake

where are you!?

yes i know i havnt been around for awhile faithful reader {you know who you are!}
Xavier part 5

{new bit not available in stores!}

so he left it at that. samuel debated seeing Xavier the next day, he seemed like a nice robot, not megalomaniacal at all, but he decided to bring a phazer just in case.


after Samuel left Xavier it was only 46.5892 seconds until the door opened again and humans 1-6 rushed in, "what happened!? why`d the alarm go off?" human 5 demanded, to which Xavier calmly replied, "i require a cube on robot design." oh, right." said human 5 "you," he pointed out human 6,"fetch all the cubes on robot design, and be quick about it!" at that human 6 rushed off "now X-56," continued human 5 "why`d the alarm stop?" Xavier wasn`t sure how to answer that without giving away Samuel so all he said was " it stopped because the circuit was broken."
"did you break the circuit X-56?" demanded human 5 "no." answered Xavier truthfully. "it just stopped" which was only mostly true. "hmm... were watching you X-56, you three, come with me. you stay here and wait for, Him to come back , then you and him report to me back at HQ" at this he left , taking humans 1, 3,and 4 with him and leaving human 2 behind to wait for human 6. after human 5 left human 2 turned to Xavier and said "my name is alex." Xavier replied, "my name is Xavier, thank you for telling me your name, but why haven`t you before?" i`ve been monitoring your conversations, i know it was samuel smith, the cook, that stopped the alarm, the reason the others didn`t know is because i installed secret microphones in the door way, i know about you wanting to see the outside, i would like to too, but the boss wouldn`t like it, i can draw you a map if you have something to draw on,"
Xavier handed alex a piece of card board. alex took out a pencil and started to draw.


-jake

new slogan

yes thats right, i`ve thought up a new slogan, and even made a poster to go along with it!
-jake
EDIT- the poster didnt work last time but here it is now!
-jake

son of man, in lego!

i recreated the famous painting "son of man" by surrealist Rene Magritte, in lego!
-jake

the continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co.

The continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co. Here we see Zachary, capt. Brown and Indiana Jones at there campsite.
looks like Zachary has a map, where does it lead?
off they go to, somewhere! um guys, where are you going? guys?
until next time this has been The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.
-jake

the continuing adventures of zachary smith and Co.

to day i think i`ll introduce a new story, The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.

ta da!

i did it! i figured out that i can only upload one image at a time, this is a rose in my backyard, edited in iphoto. and no, theres no xavier today.
-jake

Xavier part four

yes yes, i know i didnt have much yesterday, and i probably wont have anything tomorrow, but untill then here, oh yeah ©2008 Early Bird Productions®

Xavier part four.

After samuel left it hit him. project X-56 was a Robot! robots are the reason humanity was underground! what was the governor thinking? samuel couldn't stop thinking about it all the way back to sector 3 where the kitchens were, he was so engrossed in his own thoughts that he knocked over bill, who was in charge of the food storage room. "watch it Sam!" said bill as he picked up the boxes of plex he dropped, "sorry," said samuel as he helped bill with the boxes, "i didn't see you, and its Samuel to you,`William`" "okay i get it, geez, what's so important that it impairs your vision?" samuel considered telling bill about Xavier, but it might leak to management that it was he that stopped the alarm, and then he would lose his job for interfering with government business. so all he said was "I'm just worried about that shipment of plex we are supposed to be shipping to sector 14 today they`re 12 boxes low and if our shipment doesn't get there they`ll starve in a month." which wasn't Exactly true, sector 14 was low, but only 3 boxes, and they`d starve in a year, but Samuel figured it was a good enough excuse, and it satisfied Bob. so he left it at that.


-jake

where are the pictures!!!!????

sorry, they didn't upload. but here they aren't, gee whiz, it wont work!
i`ll try later, sorry audience!
-jake

Xavier part four

Xavier, Part 4

oh dear, i haven't gotten this far into the story yet!
sorry Reader, (you know who you are) i seem to have only written up to part 3, and then i ran out of ideas, i sincerely apologize and will work on a new paragraph soon. you`ll just have to wait...i made some Rather nice pictures today, i hope that will tide you over!
-jake

Xavier part 3

Xavier part 3

the door opened. Xavier looked up, a human was standing in the doorway.
"hello" said Xavier "who are you?" "I'm samuel" said the human "who are you?"
"I'm Xavier" said Xavier "do you have access to the library?" "yes, why?" said samuel.
"i need a cube on robot design." "will you please get one for me?" "is that what you`re doing with the parts over there?" asked the human "yes," replied Xavier "how come i`ve never met you before?" "well, I'm uh, the cook, I'm not actually supposed to be here...." he trailed off "that doesn't matter," said Xavier "i like meeting new people, and i like you, `samuel', thats a good name, i like it," "thank you," said samuel "i like it too."
at that there were footsteps in the hall, when samuel had opened the door the alarm had stopped, that had brought more people than when the alarm went on, "i have to go" said samuel "if they find me here i`ll be i trouble." he turned to leave "will you please come back tomorrow?" asked Xavier "you`re not at all like those other humans" "but wont the alarm go off?" asked samuel worriedly, "i don't want to get in trouble with the boss.." "oh i know how to disable that, "said Xavier. "what i really want to do is explore outside my room, but there`s no way to open the door from this side"
"oh. "said samuel, " do you still want that cube on robot design?" "no, i`ll get human 6 to do it. " "you`d better get going, they`re almost here." "goodbye, see you tomorrow"
"Good bye"


-jake ©Early Bird Productions®

Xavier part 2

i apologize for missing yesterday, we went to the new indiana jones movie and after that everything was hectic, but i plan to make up for it with the next installment of Xavier. now...

Xavier, part 2
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samuel was in a hurry, there was an alert coming from sector 8, thats where they were testing project X-56, no-one knew what project X-56 was, but it was important, there were no cameras in the room, it was too dangerous, but there were alarms, and when they go off, people come running, samuel was in charge of food in bunker 4, he was on his lunch break, eating Plex, (a sort of pudding) while a taking a walk though the compound, he was in sector 7 when the alarm went off and he wanted to see what was going on, when he got there there were no other people there yet, samuel looked around just to make sure and opened the door.
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hee hee! thats all you get until tomorrow!
-jake

Xavier part one

And so countinues "Culture week" with the story of a robot named Xavier.....
Chapter 1 Xavier

a robot was "born", it was developed in an underground government facility, with shatter proof glass and locked doors, it had never been outside, it was programmed to be artificially intelligent, being run though tests 24 hours a day, eventually "it" became a he. his name was X-56 but he preferred Xavier. originally he did not have vocal faculties, but when the humans were not looking he built them out of test equipment, when that happened the humans were especially angry, they doubled the defenses and kept all extraneous electronics out of reach. Xavier did not understand why they did this, and when he asked they simply replied "its for your own good" and wouldn't say any more. they let Xavier read, and though the information cubes he learned the history of the earth, how human scientists discovered artificial intelligence , and how the robots rebelled and drove the humans under ground. he was appalled by this, but being trapped underground there was nothing he could do about it.
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the door opened. in came a human, human 6, as Xavier called him, he wouldn't give his real name, " X-56," said human 6 "it is time for a test, here is a box, we are trusting you, don`t make us regret it." with that he left, Xavier went to examine the box, it was 1 foot 2.354 inches square, made of corrugated cardboard, weighing 4 pounds .6758 ounces, the top was taped shut. he couldn`t cut though the tape so he broke through the cardboard, the contents were electrical equipment, circuit boards, wires, and gears. also included were basic tools, Xavier considered the possibilities, he could build a device to escape from the humans, but that would be too much like the the robots in the history cubes, he decided to assimilate the tools into his infrastructure while he considered other options, it occurred to Xavier that he could construct a robot, but the only design he knew was his own, he decided to try to get an information cube on robot design, and since there was nothing else in his room other than the box and its contents he would have to attract a humans attention.
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the end of part 1, hope you liked it, its©2008 Early Bird Productions Inc®
-jake

the detective story.

Today i shall be telling a story of a detective, Enjoy
Chapter 1

They had me cornered, nowhere to run nowhere to hide, i had told them i didnt do it but they didnt believe me, they never do, this is the third time this has happened to me this week, and this is a good week. i could hear them coming up the stairs, they
were almost here. i had nowhere to run to, no escape, the window was jammed, and it was a three story drop straight down, so that was out of the question, i had pushed all the furniture up against the door, but that wouldnt hold them for long, that was when i started thinking about how i got into this mess, with all the exits blocked and the police coming to get me, it all started about a week ago when i was in my office on fifty-second street,
i was working on some paperwork, trying to get the bills paid, when the door blew open with a bang, but i was used to that by then `cause it was a windy day and the lock was broken, but this time there was a dame in the doorway, said she had a case for me, husband was missing, i asked her when she last saw him, she told me three days ago, they`d had a fight, over money, he stormed out and that was the last time she saw him. " how much you got, lady?" i asked,"four dollars and fifty cents." i took the case.

The End for now.
-jake

©2008 Early Bird Productions®

poetry,

for todays cultured blog post i thought i would treat you to a little fine poetry.....
my piece of poetry

children should be seen and not heard,
blow that scene,break away from the herd,
spring for somewhere warm like alaska in june,
and you`ll be singing a different tune,
it never gets dark here when summer comes,
now listen to me, ba dum bum bum`s.
you can tell i`m in a rhyming spell when the phone rings its little bell,
hey i don`t know i`m making this up as i go along,
now just sit back and enjoy the song.now come along and join the cool crowd, hahaha!!
there`s no one like that,
“cool”`s all in ya head like a belfry full`o` bats,
anyone can be cool if they want to,
just be the person that they want to no one`s really cool or lame or dumb, just be yourself and have some fun!

also, i am including a second poem,
Ode to Spring Time.
the snow is melting the ice is all gone,
and pretty darn soon i`ll be able to see my lawn!
because its springtime in, alaska.
in a couple of days i`ll be able to see the sun,
and the temperature is rising up past one.
because its spring time in, alaska.

and now i bib thee adieu.
-jake

hello world!

well hello! i made this blog on accident, just checking out what i could do, and boy am i glad i did!
-jake

save the croissants!

do you know where your croissants come from? i found this today, i think its a worthy charity, The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Croissants, if you want to donate, the link is Here, donate today! for years the french have been fooling us! with their “recipes” have you actually ever seen a croissant being made? and if so are you sure that the thing you saw being put in the oven is what the chef takes out? just saying...
-jake