Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

Ok, so maybe i`m not so good at the Whole " daily" thing, i`m blaming blogger. well, blogger in draft, i couldnt get the  Darn Photograph to load, it kept saying "Not Specified", Its specified already! any way, this is Alaska, well, the highway in Alaska, i hear we have houses opening up soon now!  posistions are available! Get Yours Today! i`m kidding, of course, not about the houses, or the blogger thing, so maybe i`m not kidding, the way the economy is going we do have houses available, and i hear its the perfect time to buy! Cheap Cheap Cheap! ah well, its actually much nicer in other parts of the state, like the parts not next to the highway, for example. like palmer! now there's a nice out of the way place, for that uh, tiny town atmosphere! 


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

 

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:
The Foot Print

Last Week as you may recall Dr. Zachary Smith and Mr. Charles Wilhelm O'Gre Esq. Had found a Half Ancient Grecian Half American English drawing, and now lets see what the other are up to shall we ?


ah, they have discovered a footprint in the dirt,



here is Dr. Bennett pacing out the arch of the foot, so that Zachary May Calculate how large a human actually is,



here he is recording said measurements,

but while all this is going on, private Lawrence, always on alert, notices a squirrel leering at them from the branches above, and sounds the alert.



That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.


Next Weeks Episode: #12 the Chase of  the Arboreal Rodent.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Tunneling Away.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Tunneling Away.

Yesterday i went out in the snow to play with my Sister, and i came across a sinkhole in the ice/snow, i looked down, as to investigate what was causing this hole, i discovered that it was not a sinkhole at all, but a tunnel! i followed it, and unfortunately destroyed the tunnel in the process, but i eventually discovered a small green tunneling machine, covered in two inches of undisturbed snow! i can only conclude that this Mole Machine dug its way through the snow, and, operating under its own power, was attempting to cross the yard fully submerged! Now tunneling by itself is dangerous, but tunneling through snow, in spring? i am surprised that the two occupants had not drowned by now!  i wonder if they know Zachary?

That is all for today,

Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Sorry Folks.

Today on,
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Sorry Folks.

sorry about the delay, but we just traveled from Florida Back Home to Alaska, ah Alaska, the Surprisingly nice people, {as compared to the standoffish Floridians} the marvelously warm {er well, relatively}. weather, that's right, its up to 40° here. Whoo Hoo!

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,the ideal walls.

Today on,
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,the ideal walls.


Now if i ever get a house of my own, i want the walls to look like this. this is the sarasota trading co. {Company} in Sarasota FL. But it has the coolest walls in the town, probably the County, not the state though because Saint Augustine holds that record, in my book anyway.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,flowers and the beast

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,flowers and the beast


these guarding lions are somewhere in downtown Sarasota Fl. but that is not important, whats important is that, i don't know what they are guarding! it could be pirates treasure, or a thousand dead rats, a stockpile of fedoras, or Zombies! it could also just be some pretentious persons house, but that's not as interesting as a thousand dead rats. Or Zombies.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode,
The Grecian Comic



Last Week as you recall, Clancy and Private Lawrence were watching out for humans when...


They found one. but luckily Dr. Smith informed them that this one was harmless, but should be avoided until she has consumed her morning's quart of milk and coffee, or La Tay as the Humans call it. after having an eccentric breakfast of leftover Tomato,Crab,Fish,and Coffee, Soup, they decided to exit the house, and search for signs of human culture out of doors,

And what they found was a seemingly hand drawn work of art, Charles, as a Gentleman, was fluent in over 20 languages, including British English, but the words in this artwork seemed to be in ancient Greek, a language not familiar to Mr. Charles Wilhelm O'Gre Esq. but in turning about, they discovered that while half the Artwork was in Ancient Greek, the other half was in Plain English.

Unfortunately the joke was entirely lost on our protagonists, as they had only encountered Squirrels in the "Giant" sense.

Join Us Next Week For, The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.



Next Weeks Episode: #11 the Foot Print

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Colorful Colanders

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Colorful Colanders


the are some Colorful Colanders that i found at the Sarasota Whole Foods, i quite like the colors, pretty colors, i also like the way the perspective gives everything a sort of triangular look to it.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Cappuccino for You & Me

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Cappuccino for You & Me


This Photograph was taken during a trip around Sarasota with my mother, we stopped over at Barnes & Noble, and Perused a Magazine Each, {Mac|Life for me, Somerset Studio{i Believe} For Mom,} and when our coffees got delivered i noticed the marked size difference between the two, i ordered an Espresso, Single Shot, while Mom had ordered A Caffè Macchiato , but its a Starbucks Caffè Macchiato, so its mostly sugar and milk, i know, i tasted it. ick. i'm gonna stick to black single shot Espresso.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,What an Interesting Idea.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,What an Interesting Idea.

This is the Ponte Vecchio, which means Old Bridge in italino {Italian} this is a quote from Wikipedia:

The Ponte Vecchio (pronounced [ˈpɔnte ˈvɛkkio]) (Italian for Old Bridge)^[1] is a Medieval bridge over the Arno River, in Florence, Italy, noted for still having shops built along it, as was once common. Butchers initially occupied the shops; the present tenants are jewelers, art dealers and souvenir sellers. It has been described as Europe's oldest wholly-stone, closed-spandrel segmental arch bridge,^[1] but there are far older segmental arch bridges such as Alconétar Bridge. The Ponte Vecchio's two neighbouring bridges are the Ponte Santa Trinità and the Ponte alle Grazie.

now that is all well and good but i had a wonderful Idea what if those buildings were not shops, but houses! it could help Italy quite a bit, Since In Italy you can only build on an existing foundation, you could just build houses over the river or the pond, or whatever instead of in the ground! but then again, now that i think about it, that would ruin the whole beauty of Italy wouldn't it? with the rivers and such, but maybe someplace else, like over the Hudson, the new yorkians are always complaining about how ugly and polluted it is, just cover it up! i mean, keeep working to clean it up, but just build a bunch of bridges over it, and give it to the homeless people.


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, no dull pencils here!

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,no dull pencils here!



I think it takes a certain level of photographic skill, Albeit a very low level, To make a pencil sharpener look dramatic, But it is a very cool subject to photograph. The campground we are staying at has a pool table, And after losing two games, {to my sister and father} we left and i spotted this pencil sharpener, and took its photograph. dramatically of course.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,my sister is an artistic prodigy.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, my sister is an artistic prodigy.



my sister, who is 6 now, five at the time, took this photograph of a bicycle, on a recent trip to Key West, in Florida. i was amazed at how well it turned out! she has a great eye for color and composition, she must have inherited it from me. {smiley face}

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacob's Daily Photograph, the Coolest Roofs.

Sir Jacob's Daily Photograph,the Coolest Roofs.



this is another Photograph from Amsterdam, and i think these are the coolest roofs, in the World. The World. i think that you will agree, right? i believe that the 6th building from the far right is what this lego set is based on. interestingly, that set is also the one where i got Dr. Zachary Smith.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

fishing

some of you might be wondering where Chef Earl gets the fish for his "Leftover Soup", while the team never really gets near any sort of ocean, well today i am proud to announce, this picture appeared in my inbox:


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Aged Monopoly tokens.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Aged Monopoly tokens.



these are the tokens from a monopoly game circa 1942, when they had to replace the metal tokens with cardboard and wood tokens due to the metal needs of WWII
interestingly, this particular board is from England.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today on The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, we join Dr. Zachary and his Exploratory force, already beginning the adventure,



here is Charles helping with the setting up of the camp,



and here is Mr David Earl, master of improvisational cooking, cooking up a hearty meal of "leftover soup" {Tomato,Crab,Fish,and Coffee} While in the background Dr. Smith teaches Dr. Fredrick the basics of defensive fencing.



while Clancy and Private Lawrence Fitzgerald keep a look out for human beings...

join us next week For: The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.





Next Weeks Episode: #10 the Grecian Comic

Sir Jacob's Daily Photograph, want to rent a baby?

today on:
Sir Jacob's Daily Photograph. Want to rent a baby?


This is a sign, advertising what appears to be a baby for rent, but in reality it was just advertising stuff for the baby, that you can rent. such as Perambulators, or cribs.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force

Good Day. And welcome to : a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force, my name is Sir Jacob, and i shall be you're guide this evening, for tonight's entertainment we shall be profiling:

Captain Roland Frances Clancy
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown
Nationality:irish
Reason for Leaving Home Country: Adventure
Profession: Boat Captain
Weapon of choice: choice Irish phrases
Affiliations:Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force,Legopolis-The Great Beyond Travel Security Administration, Border Patrol Sector.


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacob's Daily Photo, Queen Victoria in Amsterdam

Today i am introducing a new Segment,

Sir Jacob's Daily Photograph.
i which i present a photograph, and a short description.Updated Daily.



Her Highness may no longer be with us, but her style, and the style of the era remains, as illustrated by What looks like a Former Victorian Mansion, in Amsterdam , Holland, in the Netherlands.


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force

Good Day, And welcome to a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force. My Name is Sir Jacob, Sir to you. today we shall be profiling:

Private Lawrence Wilson Fitzgerald
Gender: Male
Age:27
Nationality: Legopolian {Legopolis}
Reason for Leaving Home Country: compulsory {part of his training for the Royal Legopolis Armed Forces}
Profession:Private in The Royal Legopolis Armed Forces.
Weapon of choice:blunderbuss
Affiliations:Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force,The Royal Legopolis Armed Forces,

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.