Saturday, April 11, 2009

Journal 1 5-6 date unknown 2007 sometime.

Just so you know, that is not the road i live on, {so Ha!} it is just a road that i decided to draw while on a hike with my dad and sister. {changing the subject} so could anyone identify the print? Mom thinks that it is a dog print, but i am not so sure.
{Ha!}
{my new favorite phrase,}
{HA!}
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Friday, April 10, 2009

a Collection of Works Inspired by Mr. Rene Magritte.

 
That is All for today. 
Best Regards,
-Sir
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Journal 1, Pages 3-4, Date Unknown, 2007 sometime.

oh, i forgot to mention yesterday that all these pictures have been edited for maximum contrast, well, just for my own amusement really, i mean who cares about the footprint of a dog by our backdoor? but it does get better reader, i promise, vote for me in the polls, and as your mayor i promise to ....
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Thursday, April 09, 2009

Journal # 1, Pages 1-2, Date unknown, 2007 Sometime

 
This is the first page of my Journal, the first one, 
{i actually have 3, as of the time of publication.}
i have the hardest time remembering morse code, and the days of the week, so i stuck them in here for quick access.
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Lets Try Something new.

Hi. Today i have decided to give the daily photograph a break, a hiatus, a sharp boot in the butt off the porch into a hedge full of sharp thorns and devils club, which it subsequently breaks through  and goes tumbling down a steep hill and then lands in a river full of Crocodiles, where it stays until i tell it to come back, or it gets eaten by Crocodiles. Whichsoever comes first. {if you will of course}
instead i have decided to replace it with a picture from my personal journal, which, i can assure you has no personal things it in, mostly just ideas and such, i will translate the text from My handwriting into english by request, just leave a comment,
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.


This weeks episode:
The Chase Of The Arboreal Rodent
Last week as you recall, private Lawrence Fitzgerald had spotted a leering Arboreal rodent,
and had sounded the alarm, Dr. smith, having heard the scared man's cry decided to expedite the teams escape, by leaving at a high rate of speed.



having successfully escaped a dire fate at the hands, or should i say claws of the hungry squirrel, the Exploratory force decides to make camp, an activity they have perfected through days of practice,
here is an overview of the situation.



First: they clear the area of large obstacles, such as boulders, leaves, or over grown plants.



Second: Farmer Johnathan Digs out a fire pit, for cooking and warmth.



Third: Charles, Joseph, and Mr. Earl attempt to concoct Mr. Earls famous
"Leftover Soup" {consisting of Tomato, fish, crab, and coffee grounds,} with moderate success.



Fourth: they set up Private Lawrence Fitzgerald as official watchman for the night.



Fifth: Zachary empties the leftover soup unto a nearby plant, which unfortunately wilts and dies.



join us next week for the next installment of :
The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.



That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Saturday, April 04, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,look down, now.

Today on,                {w{hat}ever}
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, your shoe's untied.
I would like to draw your attention to the bottom of the screen, scroll down, i`ll wait.
okay, you back? Right. these are people are people whose pictures i found in the Wikipiedia and who i thought that looked interesting,  so i glued them together inside my computer, and then noticed that five of them are famous writers, and then the other two are  a violinist and my dad, {  i dare you to find him in wikipiedia } i assure you that naming all these famous writers, { and a violinist and a father } has nothing to do with my trying to influence your opinion of this station, the producers of this program, or the Many and Varied writers and experts whose amazing work goes into every single blog posting.
{not}
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Rampant Endorsement!

Today on,
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Visit A.K. Earls Go Blog!
okay, this is another one of my blogs, that i made but only my Father, and Sometimes My Mother post on, i feel it deserves a bit more attention, so here we go with,
a Commercial, {or as those hip geek people say, A Plug!}
 Visit Ak Earls, Go Blog, 
We Have  Nice Weather!
 
Excitement!
Piratical Escapades!
 Cameos!
 
                      And Much, Much More!


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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oh, and uh happy april fools day, completely unrelated to the above post.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

Today on,
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

Ok, so maybe i`m not so good at the Whole " daily" thing, i`m blaming blogger. well, blogger in draft, i couldnt get the  Darn Photograph to load, it kept saying "Not Specified", Its specified already! any way, this is Alaska, well, the highway in Alaska, i hear we have houses opening up soon now!  posistions are available! Get Yours Today! i`m kidding, of course, not about the houses, or the blogger thing, so maybe i`m not kidding, the way the economy is going we do have houses available, and i hear its the perfect time to buy! Cheap Cheap Cheap! ah well, its actually much nicer in other parts of the state, like the parts not next to the highway, for example. like palmer! now there's a nice out of the way place, for that uh, tiny town atmosphere! 


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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