Signature, 3. are we almost done with this?

yes yes, i have made up my mind, i like this signature the best!

No More.

Best Regards,

reruns!

well here we are, i have decided that i am going to re-run this post, seeing as it is my favorite one!

take that brothers brick!

i recreated the famous painting "son of man" by surrealist Rene Magritte, in lego!
Best Regards,

More modified Flashcards!

hello. here are some more computer modified flashcards,no i will not post the originals later, i want to publish them Now!

Best Regards,
-Sir.

Journal 1, Pages 15-16, somewhere in chicago.

 

i was waiting somewhere fancy, lets see, it was Macy's i think. i was again waiting on mom, but this time i was also waiting on Audrey, my friend sheridans big sister. they were doing something, looking for a purse or something. i remeber i was waiting on a cheap chair, {you know the sort.} at the top of the escalator, by a glass cabinet of jewlerey, Sheridan was waiting too, as there were two chairs, on each side of the glass cabinet, probably for husbands who were dragged up to that floor by their spouses. any way here i was, sitting very still, and some lady walks by, i twitch,

and she jumps A Foot. 

 Sheridan was watching this lady closely and

 Apparently this person had thought that i was a Statue.

i didnt think that i could ever be that still again. anyway. on to the drawings. this is the beginnings of my fascination with faces, on the page on the right, also a couple of my better ideas, such as deep dish pizza, {with a ladder} Bowling or bust, {a bust of a bowling-type guy} home, Home On the range, {a house on a  stove-top} and a broccoli. {which i think is pretty good seeing as i've never actually seen one}

oh, the formerly black woman from the eighty's, i was going to make her, dark-skinned, but there was not enough contrast to make out her features.

Best Regards,
-Sir.

 

Happy 103rd post!

i was just looking over my posts, when i looked at the number, i noticed that i had 102  posts, unfortunately i wasnt on the ball three posts ago, but whatever. as a special deal, we are offering for today only, the is blog at Half Price! that's right, Half Price! but only for today folks, so act fast!  also, as a special deal, we are discounting all cheaply made plastic items in the Save the Croissants Store!

Good Luck!

Best Regards,

Postscript: unfortunately i wasnt on the ball here either! apparently i only have 95 posts, a couple of drafts threw me off. sorry loyal fanbase! {yes you know to whom i might be refering!}

the many and varied signatures of Sir Jacob,

it was just brought to my attention that all my S' are actually, L's. i feel quite stupid. anywho, i have decided that i am only going to use this top signature.
 {maybe}
Best Regards,





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-Sir.

Journal 1 pages 13-14

 

this is the light fixture of, well, the pottery barn. i drew it as i was lying on one of the beds there,  just waiting, waiting, for mom to be done with shopping, but all that is kinda hazy. it was over a year ago folks, come on. Can you remember  a whole year ago? 

yeah well, you probably dont have very early onset alzheimer's.

{i`m {AGE REDACTED} at time of publishing}

the other page, i dont remember at all. i think i drew it on the bus, {not school, public} but other than that,

it is a total blank.

now that bothers me, i have holes in my memory. so frustrating.  {grr.} {that was a frustrated noise}

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

This is a Guy i was thinking of using as an Emoticon, His name is Melvin.

here is another guy i was thinking of using, his name is Orville,

Melvin and Orville.

which one do you like better?

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Journal 1 Pages 11-12, 2007 sometime, the day is irrelevant. so its out.

 

On the right is another Geocache that i found with Seth,  but more interestingly { to you, the reader at least } is a couple of incomplete drawing i made at the Chicago union station, the top one is a partial of one of the columns there, and it is incomplete because as i was drawing it some guy walks up , now this is inside the lobby and here is this guy, cigar hanging out of his mouth, {and therefore a complete idiot  and a person to be avoided.} and he starts talking at me! complimenting my drawings or something, and i mumble thank you or some other non-specific verbal runoff, and yet he persists! mom is asleep on the bench beside me,

{it was just me and her, she was sleeping because we had just been on a plane for, like eight hours, and we were waiting on the bench for some friends, who had taken the train instead, not from Alaska, but from Indiana} 

then i think he wanders off, and then comes back, so i wake up mom, and she asks him if people are allowed to smoke in the building, {trying to get him to go away} and he says, no. the cigar itself is unlit, but that guy was kinda creepy, and so we get up, and move down to the gate, and that is the end of him. but now our friends are like, thirty minutes late. and coming by train, i would think that they would be precicely on time. but no. those days went out with the Top Hat. and so we are sitting on this much smaller, much less comfortable bench, it was wrought iron i believe, much less comfortable than the nice long wood benches upstairs in any case. the whole thing is like a nightmare, but whatever. our friends come, Sheridan and Ms. Christine, {oh, and Audrey, Sheridan's big sister} you may remember them from the AK Earls go Blog, but then again you may not. whatever. they come, and we finally make it out of Nightmare Station.

but you know thats not really fair, as that is just one story, out literally thousands, millions probably, and the station is not full up with creepy cigar-smoking idoits, i sure some of them smoke ciggarettes.  

but again that's not really fair either, and in the interest of being fair {blah blah blah}  not every one smokes, {thank whichever deity you want to, all of 'em even} and so at least some of them {the non smokers} are reasonably intelligent. {again, thanking god, buddha, and whoever else you want to believe in.}

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:
Adventure into the Bowels of the Vehicular Transport.

after breaking camp the next morning, the team set out and soon came across an unusually square, and boxy, vehicular transport or "Carr" as it is referred to by Humans, deciding to explore the inside of it Private Lawrence led Zachary,Dr. Bennett,Clancy and Charles up into the bowels of the mechanical beast. While Johnathan, Joesph and Mr. Earl stood guard.



Down they went, , down into the belly of the aluminum beast.


in the darkness they stood, unaware that even at that very moment they were being watched, from the the shadows...



join us next week for our next exciting episode entitled: "i thought we were the only ones?"


Next Weeks Episode: #14 I Thought we Were the Only Ones?

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.