hi.

My name is Dr. Zachary Smith. And i am here to fill in for Jack while he goes to France to search for his missing house,

I guess Humans don't have very good memories. I could never lose an entire house. the kitchen maybe but never the entire house.

any way Jack sent me this telegram from the ship he is taking to France.

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which translates as:

HEY THERE ZACHARY STOP I AM HALFWAY TO FRANCE STOP I AM SENDING YOU THIS TELEGRAM STOP FROM THE AIRSHIP HANGAR WHERE MY PRIVATE ZEPPELIN IS WAITING STOP I SHOULD BE IN FRANCE BY TOMORROW STOP

BEST REGARDS STOP

SIR STOP

Well its good to know he is doing fine,

Dr. Zachary Smith, Humanologist P.H.D. Signing off.

hey, why is my website so empty?

Alright, my webpage, Save the croissants.com is looking a little bleak, and so i am asking all of my friends, loyal readers, {or reader, I know there is at least one} and people who just now found my blog to read through the site i just linked to, and comment at the bottom of this post with suggestions about what is missing.

I feel like something is missing.

it is so frustrating when i cant put my finger on it.

please comment, i am trying my hardest to contact you, the reader. that's right,

i'm talking to you.

can you hear me?

…buy more cheese…

…oh, and pick up some more milk on the way home…

O.K. back to the topic of a couple of hands ago,

Step 1. read through Save the Croissants.com

Step 2. Come back and comment here about what it needs, think of it like me, asking you what a {insert your favorite dish} needs.

Step 3. go pick up some more milk, {or soy milk} on the way home. you are running low.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

My Country Home.

After i made my first Trillion, I played the Stock-Market and bought a little bungalow in the french country-side. I am rather happy with it, its perfect for entertaining, 27 bedrooms, a couple ballrooms, 2 kitchens, perfect for the weekend getaway.


I wish I could remember where I left it.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

AHA!

Finally, I have found a way out of here, and the door! I didn't visualize it like Dr. Smith can, {I just came across it} I am finally escaping form the rather boring {and yet mathematically fascinating} area.

it is really nice to get back to the old office.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Where am I?

I refuse to be frustrated by this infinite expanse. yesterday i went looking for Mac, i turned the wrong way, and the hole in the aether closed quickly behind me. And so I am stuck. But not defeated. I found a way to begin visualizing things, so far, i have only gotten as far as words.

the full effect is only achieved after closer examination. But still its a step in the right direction.

Perhaps i will be out of here soon.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

I seem to be lost.

I left my office just a few hours ago, looking for Mac, you know, my chief of image repair and forwarding, and apparently i went through the wrong door. Rats.

I didn't know that the rather large blank spot was so close! I will have to find my way out of here. But it is so big and empty here! well not empty, but more like blank. Well it figures, that is why it is called the Rather Large Blank Spot. But rather large is an understatement, more like The Infinitely Blank Expanse. I wont starve i guess, according to Dr. Smiths reports of the area I just have to think of stuff and it will appear, although I have tried to imagine The Door and it doesn't work. The harsh lights and the cold are not helping. It is almost like I am in a giant warehouse. But there are no walls, only the illusion of walls, most probably caused by the positive Non-Euclidean curvature of the space.


But that is only a theory of course.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

This is not as easy as it looks.

As a regular viewer of this blog i am sure that you have noticed that i have fallen down on the job, first i let in a bunch of static, then i let in a cry for help from a bored radio operator, well i personally think that a bit of static every now and then is O.K. besides, i have alot on my plate, not only do i have to decode random radio static, but i also have to decode pictures. this is what you saw earlier:

but this is how it came across Macs desk{top}

you see, while i do most of this blogging thing, Mac is kind enough to scan, reformat, and return all Messed-Up imagery , if he were a robot i would say he did it autonomously, but he isn't a robot, he just works for me. He is the head of image repair and transmission forwarding. If this transmission were meant for me, I would have gotten it, but since it was meant for no-one in particular, it didn't come across my desk. Mac is getting a severe scolding from the head of the scolding department, unfortunately i can't remember if we have a scolding department. i will have to check with Mac, if i can…find him.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

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this Just in, The Missing half of the blog!

Visit the newest webpage-blog-thing on the inter-tubes! the save the croissant webpage

Save the Croissants {.com}

.com is in brackets because its not realy a ".com" its a

http://sites.google.com/site/savethecroissants/

just in case that link doesnt work.

Visit regularly!

 And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq. 

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

This Weeks Episode:

Trapped!

Last Week as you recall, the Team Was trapped inside the humans  Boxy Vehicular Transport, When an ominous Sound made its way through the Styrofoam, Plastic, and possibly Metal, walls of the machine, a noise like a thousand bones crunching under the feet of a thousand pound lion, 

 

oh. it's just Jack. 

 

 after quick introductions i, er, that is, Jack, told them that we were about to leave the state, and that if they wanted to get back to Legopolis they should probably get comfortable in my, er, his , carry on baggage. they declined, preferring to rather go by

 Door. you know, The Door, to the Rather Large Blank Spot. if Capt.  Brown can get there for Easter, and Zachary can get there for Easter, well then it could act like a tunnel couldn't it?  

well it did, so there. 

after a short telegram to Capt. Browns Royal Door Framers a door appeared, but unfortunately there are no photographs of this end, due to technical failure, editing difficulties, and pressure from the transport industry,  but we did get photographs of them this end,

 

 these are from a local newspaper reporter, { cost me a bundle to get these pictures from his publicist, but i got 'Em! } 

any way, here he is exiting The Door, 

 and here he is bestowing upon his students The Golden Telescopes, Signifying that the members of Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force, are hereby official Explorers! 

and Dr. Smiths colleagues

join us next week For the Episode {Maybe} Entitled:

"All is Fair in Politics and Liberal Roofing Policies"

 

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

 

Next Week: #16 All Is Fair In Politics And Liberal Roofing Policies