I'm not the only one, Right?

Someone else out there types out all their Post-It notes too, right? come on, someone out there owns a typewriter too, Right? Hello? Anyone?

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Lets see, what do I need at the store…

LIST:

1. Milk.

2. Eggs

3. New gas Cells for the Zeppelin {the old ones are not yet failed, but close.}

4. New Sword {Those Darn Scruffy Pirates!}

5. LR44 {a sort of batterie}

This was Written this morning, at the time we were floating over Canada, so we stopped over in a little Rural Town, not unlike one of the larger cities back home in Alaska.

We found a handy mooring tower, but it was a much too high, so it was a bit of an adventure to descend to the ground, but we had a ladder.

So every thing was Okay.

Any way, we found a store named "Walton's Market" and they had the Milk, Eggs, and the LR44 Batteries, but they were sorely lacking in Zeppelin Gas Cells and Swords.

And so we are moving on towards the next big city tomorrow. But since the Zeppelin won't go any farther reliably, we are setting up the Zeppelin as a base camp, and setting out on foot. i am confident we can find a Zeppelin supply company, but it is darned hard to find a good Sword-Maker in this day and age. so while the crew goes to find some Gas Cells, I am going to look for a New Sword.

Although I have very little faith that I am going to find a Sword-Maker in Canada.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

we are live!

okay, we are releasing the new website

Savethecroissants.com
where are we releasing it from? well, we have this cage…

anyway, please, visit often!

Questions? Comments? Suggestions? well then please comment below. {in the comments spot}
please, i am asking nicely, please comment, i am working on a F.A.Q. and i need data!

Visit Often!

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Computers are passé.

Invest in Typewriters, before they invent some wild thing like a mass-interconnected web so that the computers can, like, talk to one-another,

or some crazy thing like that.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Posted From: The H.M.Z. Peregrination, floating over the wilds of Europe.

{Postscript: it is supposed to be a Lego® typewriter.}

outdated technology, a short rant.

Computers are passé. Invest in typewriters. I'm serious, I Have Had some time alone with Jacks Computory Device, time enough to copy the design for formatting the posts to upload them into this blog. So I know what I am talking about when I say, 

Computers Will Never Last. 

The Design is so simplistic, almost like it was designed by a bunch of 

monkeys. 

Which makes sense you know, when you think about the evoloutionary cycle of the human being, they are basically apes. I mean ditching the Zeppelin after only 31 years of service?! that design had so much potential. except for the fact that the monkeys made it with, 

1. an Internal Combustion Engine, 

2. being lifted by a flammable gas, light, but flammable.

3. being covered by a highly flammable coating,

But an explosion could be avoided by simple precautions, such as, 

1. enclosing the gas cells in something like rubber.
2. using helium instead of hydrogen, or hydrium, although humans have yet to discover that useful gas...

3. and not coating the whole thing in Duralumin.

there you go.  one not explosive zeppelin. read Airborn by Kenneth Oppel, now that is a great book. a great example of human ingenuity.  if only someone would give that guy a set of tools, the human world would be so much better.


Zachary? are you controlling my internet connection?
Dr. Smith?
Hey, stop that!

Bye.

Dr. Zachary Smith, Humanologist.  

wow, look at all the people!

Its amazing what how excited people get when a Zeppelin flies over…

they put on their fancy hats…

I spy with my little eye: a Fedora, a Boater, A Top Hat, A Bowler, a Peaked Cap, a Shako, and several even I can not even name! I also Spy with my little Eye:

Count Ferdinand Adolf Heinrich August Graf von Zeppelin.

this guy:

Do you see him?

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

oh well.

Hi there folks, we Are reporting today from my personal Zeppelin. Why am I not reporting from my House In The French Countryside? well, it went like this, after battling scruffy pirates who were attempting to abscond with my domicile,

{ and turning them over to the french government i might add } I must have drawn attention to myself. And so they kind of evicted me, something about,

…tax evasion…

But that doesn't matter, The U.S.S. Sir Jacob has running water, fair recycling service, a wireless transmitter, and a typewriter, everything one could want really. But I just realized that since "U.S.S." generally stands for United States Ship, and since I no longer belong to any one nation, U.S.S. just will not do. That is why I am renaming my Zeppelin, The H.M.Z. Peregrination.

{His Majesty's Zeppelin, the Peregrination}

Peregrination.

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

I have Returned.

we are reporting today from my house in the french countryside. that is correct, i have returned. hooray. there were some scruffy pirates here who had captured my house and were holding the staff hostage, but i quickly turned the tables with a quick display of swordsmanship

I think I may have an artistic photographer following me around. these pictures just keep coming and I have no idea who takes them.

I found Mac, he was tied up in the kitchen, has been for the last couple of days.

any way, i handed over the hoodlums to the local authorities,

the three of them are wanted in over 12 different countries for house theft, piracy against the Crown, and Tax evasion. they are currently being fought over by France, Britain, America, Germany, Austria, Italy… Europe in general really.

I declined the reward, naturally.

And on that note i bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

this weeks episode entitled,

All is Fair in Politics and Liberal Roofing Policies

hi.

Cup 'o' tea?

suit yourself.

I am doing the weekly adventures today because Jack is off to look for his house in France. oh, my name is Dr. Zachary Smith, you may know me as the star of our show. any way, i thought i would show you around legopolis today.

Legopolis is Full of amazing architecture such as this one example. Early James period, I believe. we have a moving picture Theatre, and marvelous cafes. but our real claim to fame is being the most energy-efficient city in the Tri-state area, we pioneered wind and solar power, and then we phased out cars quite awhile ago, so now we only use flying boats.

that's right, i said flying boats.

you see i am an inventor, the only one in town, and Capt. Brown, {the Mayor} is my close friend.

so i get a lot of contracts.

Legopolis is also known because its the seat of power for the Legopolis tri-state Area, there are two distinct powers in legopolis, Capt. Brown, and his Roof-Top police,

and the Lawyers.

you see, Legopolis used to be a dictatorship, with Capt. Brown in the seat of absolute power, and it went on like this for quite a number of years, with the title of Capt. Brown being passed down from generation to generation, until last year. when, in another part of the country, a rouge law student decided that he was going to reform the country into a republic. Democracy takes too long. he didn't meet with too much Resistance, since the Mayors attitude towards usurpers was "oh, O.K. he wants to try it for awhile? maybe i can finally get that trip to hawai'i" and so when the Lawyers came, he just let them go about their business. until he found out about their

Evil Plot

And their Evil plot is: making every person pay copious amount of money for simply existing.

That's Right, their plan is: Taxes

and so our mayor, with his passive aggressive attitude, the lawyers and the Roof-top police have been staring at each other,

all-day, every day, for a year.

join us again next week when hopefully Jack will be back so that he can make up a new title.

Dr, Zachary Smith.

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Next Weeks Episode: #17 Preparing For an Expedition. Or, The Technology of Dr. Zachary Smith.

Observé docelindo Capitaine!

"capitaine, un docelindo essaie de terre dans la cour!" le rat, il a trouvé la maison. i devra se déplacer à nouveau la maison. Incendie de la maison moteurs franc!

"de bord, les prisonniers se sont échappés!" Je savais que je doit avoir fait ces noeuds plus strictes, est une femme de ménage que les tracas. toujours tentant de s'échapper. plus de puissance à l'avant des roquettes!

Pierre le chasseur de croissants et de son équipe de la maison des voleurs et des pirates français