-=The Blinky taste of Neon=-

What an odd title. But appropriate.

Although I do not advise eating neon.

This is a video I made through the magic of iMovie HD,
turning this:



Into this:

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Hey Folks!=-

I have a store now!

No, really!

See? Any way, we have many of products for the picky consumer, {that would be you}

Go buy something!

Or else I may be forced to do something drastic, such as, oh I don't know, add actual advertisements to the blog.

Big Pop-Up bothersome advertisements.

We sell t-shirts, cutting boards, mouse pads, and so much more!

GO BUY SOMETHING!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=A Few Notes On JakobRikeILuften=-

On the agenda today;

Modifications to the constitution and A new National anthem.


Modifications to the constitution

Modification#1: It has been brought to my attention that my Constitution is too strict, and so I am modifying it from: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and then shot. If "the Boss" decides to take mercy on your soul, you will merely be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften in your lifetime. …"

to: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and if found guilty they will be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften. Or until they swear off illegal contraband. …"

A new National anthem

I would like the new national anthem to be "Come Fly with me" by Mr. Frank Sinatra, but set to a rousing march, and the chorus to be set to the chorus of "Oh Canada", now, I can't sing. Or Compose. but just imagine it, if you will. But Done Correctly.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Subliminal BUY OUR JUNK! Messaging=-

Now that is what I call shame full marketing,
you need what I am selling you
Inserting things into the middle of sentences, Subliminal marketing, that's what it called.
buy sir Jacobs tip top toppers
you would never find anything like that here,
available in all fine haberdasheries
no siree Bob.
you do not register the tiny text in between the lines
Never.
save the croissants is the best blog ever. Tell your friends. and your family.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Flying Blog Feed=-

VISIT!

SEE! THE BEST AVIATION BLOGS ON THE INTERNET!

they are actually the BEST ones, {as selected by Mr. David Earl}

He scoures the Elektric Ætherwebs, Searching for blogs related to flying, and if they meet his exacting requirements*, he links to them.

he has several catagories, including {but not limited to}

• Bush Flying
• Cabin Crew
• Choppers
• Controllers
• Flight Levels
• General Aviation
  

and so many more!

VISIT TODAY!

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Some of you may know Mr. David Earl as chief of the Weblog entitled: "Dave's {Mostly Flying} Blog" he is also my chef, but he would never admit it to his reading public. I did not make "Flying Blog Feed" But I did make the poster. Flying Blog Feed does sponsor my Rather Rambling Escapades on the Elektric Aetherweb, Not the blog, but the website.

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-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

*his exacting Requirements are:
1. Regularly updated
2. Flying related
3. Mr. David Earl Chooses it

-=Desktop Image!=-

Today I am releasing a background, for your desktop! now in three different sizes!

•1024 x 768
•800 x 600
•640 x 480

Instructions: For Mac users;
1. Click link.

2. Ctrl-click image
3. Select "set as desktop background…"

For P.C. users:
You are on your own.
Sorry, I am a mac guy, I don't remember the Dark Days before the Macintosh.

*Shudder*

Perhaps one of my reader{s} could post a how-to as a comment?

I would apperciate it!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

{Normal Artwork Rules Apply}

-=Revised iPhone Background=-

you may not notice the difference from the previous incarnation, so I will just point it out then, its the shadow. Around the badge, I felt that the previous incarnation did not properly outline the white part of the badge, as it sort of got lost in the white paint part.
And here is another version, same as above, just more shadow!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode:

The innards of the fortress of NOT DOOM

 Today we join Dr. Smith, as he explores the looming fortress.

It sems to be, Deserted.  {Dramatic music} oh well. At least it is a good hiding spot, to hide from the weed-whacker  

 after setting up camp, Dr. Zachary Smith looks dramatically out the gap in the wall.

Although the campsite is strategically located for evading the spinning blades of DOOM

It is not so strategically located for evading the wind.

A strange Fortress this is indeed, full of holes.  And not the sort of large ragged holes one would expect in an Abandoned fortress, but engineered holes.  as if they were meant to be there. 
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What sort of crazy engineer would purposefully build holes into his fortress?

Which leads Dr. Smith to wonder, 

What If it is not a fortress?

which just happens to be the title of our next episode!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Welcome Back=-

..."and that was the news, now over to our mobile correspondent, Sir Jacob. Sir Jacob, Do you read us?"

Loud and clear, lackey who decided to stay at the studio.

In these tough financial times, we all need to make sacrifices. Luckily the French government has made it easy for me to make these sacrifices, by reposessing my house.

One of the perks of having your own country {that flies} is that no matter where you go people are always happy to see you, {except France, they don't seem to like me, could be the tax-evasion, could be the £1.5 million I owe the French government}

But besides that, most places are very happy to give a weary monarch helium and avgas at a uh, discounted price. I am quite happy with this iPhone device, before I would have an idea, and by the time I got to a place with either wifi or telegraph access the idea would be poof, gone. Now I can type things as I think of them !

-=Best Regards=-

-Sir Jacob.
-- Post From My iPhone

-=iPhone backgrounds!=-

Today and today only, {ok, not just today} we are offering pictures modified for iPhone screens!






-=Best Regards=-
-Sir Jacob

-- Posted From My iPhone

*normal artwork rules apply, but with iPhone Instead of website/blog