The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

This Weeks Exciting Episode is Entitled:

Hi Ho Clunker! Away!
Last week as you surely recall, Dr. Zachary smith was Lumbering out of his Garage in search of his old friend, George. Alright, the truth is, the letter said George would have cookies.
George makes great cookies, with little chocolate chips, and lots and lots of butter, which as anyone who has made cookies knows, is the secret. Terribly delicious.

Anyway.

Back to the story.
Dr. Smith was using his mechanical walker to scale the walls of the abandoned fortress, he was almost at the top when…

"ssssssssssssssss…"

"Gosh, that sounded important."

"PuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPutt…"

"Well, I'm almost at the top, I think I can make it…"

"bkglbokigargleblogigoplegok…"

"Ha! I made it to the top without anything happening!"

"POW!"

"Oh well."

"shshshshshshshshshsh"

"you know, that sounds like a tea kettle?"

And indeed it was, In fact George was right around the corner, making Afternoon Tea.
That was an old cinematic trick, the pan-and-zoom, it gave a great feeling of movement didn't it?
It's not really the same with still frames, but you get the general idea.
now lets see, where were we… whoops, dropped the script.

@#$%, It went through the heating grate.

We don't need no stinking script.

We're professionals!
*Gulp*

Oh? We're out of time? I'd better wrap this up then.

Join us next week for our next exciting episode, entitled:

Cookies?

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Alph, Beta, Gamma, Delta=-

Some of my more astute reader{s} will notice the recent addition to the header, namely the addition of "Now in Beta!" For those of you who don't know, "Beta" is the second letter of the Greek alphabet, preceded by Alpha and succeeded by Gamma, but it is also a Computer term meaning "In a State of constant Reorganization, Reformation, and Change." or RRC for short. Anyone who has read this blog for more than a month knows that we have and always will be in RRC, but "Beta" sounds more computer-y. I just wanted to point out that we are constantly updating and repairing this website so that we may provide a better "User Experience" for you, our most important customer.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

This weeks Episode:
One Lump, Or Two?

Last week as you recall, Dr. Zachary smith was approaching his house. Just after it suddenly appeared out of an engineered fold in the fabric of space and time…

"SIR, YOUR TEA IS READY."

Oh yes, and there is a mysteriously robotic voice telling him his tea is ready.

"IT IS GETTING COLD. HURRY UP."

Dr. Smith opens the door, only to be confronted by

"JEEVES!"
Dr. Zachary Smith yells, Surprised at the sudden appearance of {disappointed sigh.} Jeeves. I was hoping for something more exciting, honestly, like a killer robot, left by Capt. Brown to destroy Dr. Smith, by praying on his love of tea, or something. Well, one can hope.
"YOUR TEA, SIR." "Thank you Jeeves, were you expecting me?" Dr. Smith inquires, although he already suspects the answer,
"YES SIR." "And how-" "HIS HIGHNESS CAPT. BROWN WAS HERE NOT TEN MINUTES AGO, HE SAID TO PUT THE KETTLE ON FOR YOU, SIR." "I suspected as much, I will take Tea in the garden, I assume it is still connected to the house?" "YES SIR. YOUR PAPER IS AT YOUR SEAT, SIR." Dr. smith peruses the paper. Ah, ANSRW local 42 {the Ancient and Noble Society of Robotic Workers} is having a bake sale. Capital. Wait, what's this? Not another note from Capt. Brown? No, local postmark. Let's see"……heard you were in town……haven't seen you in awhile……catch up……I made cookies. Signed, George." Cookies? George? I thought he could only type in morse code? "Oh, Jeeves, find me George's address would you?" "I AM SORRY SIR, HE LIVES IN A TENT. HE DOES NOT HAVE AN ACTUAL ADDRESS." "Alright then, what sort of vehicles do we have in the garage?"
Join us next week for our next exciting episode entitled:

Hi Ho Clunker! Away!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=A Poster for Dr. Smith=-

Dr. Zachary Smith, that is!
This retro-style poster {Made by Me} is available Free Of Charge! As long as you Don't make any money off it. If you need a neat decoration for your Website, Blog, or anywhere really, just download this picture!

Also, if you are a fan of Dr. Smith, and never want to miss another show, hang it in your Home, or office, to remind you to wake up earlier next time.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Yet Another Signature=-

Yes folks, It's yet another signature!
This one I quite like,

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Signature=-

I am testing out a new signature, What do you think?

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Stamp=-

This is a Close-up of the stamp, just by itself. Why? because I am really quite proud of it, and I felt that it got hidden underneath all that other stuff.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=New Insignia!=-

Isn't it Great? it's a combination of my initials, {J.D.F.} and a neat flying-type design! It reminds me of some sort of postal seal… Hm, that reminds me, I think I have a letter here, somewhere, Capital example of the JakobRikeILuften postal system, it arrived at my desk a mere three days after sending!

Wait a minute, says here its only from Engineering, and that's only down the hall and around the corner!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:
Nope, Not Conspicuous At All.

I know what you are wondering, and yes, I did skip an entire week of the Continuing Adventures.

Lets Call It A "Hiatus".

But we are now back, and better than, er, Last Week!

Week Before Last, as you surely recall, Dr. Zachary Smith, Humanologist was exploring an abandoned Fortress, Perhaps of DOOM, But at this point it seems a bit unlikely. Dr. Smith, having set up camp on the upper levels of the Fortress, Decides to venture into the lower bowels of the Mysterious Land…

But What's this?

Dear Dr. Smith, as a Highly Respected Pillar of the Community, {At this Dr. Smith Shudders. I mean really, Who wants to be an upstanding Pillar of the Community? Where's the Fun In That?} You {as a matter of course,} know me. You know, Capt. Brown? The Mayor? Aha! I see the light of vague recognition dawning upon your face! Anyway, Back to business. The reason I have sent you this letter is, uh, what was it? oh! yes! now I remember, We've Moved your house to an inconspicuous location somewhere near your current location. I told the lads down in Space Management {For those of you who don't know, Space Management literally manages space, bending it and twisting it to the needs of the current tyrannical ruler, Capt. Brown. Time Management is in the next office over.} to put your house where no human would ever think to look for a house, Using your Latest publication: "Dr. Zachary Smith's Guide to human beliefs and expectations" as a guide.

Hope to be working with you again soon,

Capt. James Brown. Despot.

Dr. Smith's mind raced, ran out of breath, gasped for air, and collapsed, Spilling its contents all over the polished marble steps of the Gates of Reason. How did this letter get taped to my Fedora? If Capt. Brown can go around taping things to peoples hats, couldn't he arrange a meeting? Or a phone call even? What did Capt. Brown mean when he said "We've Moved your house"? Did he really? Where are my socks? How did my watch get over there? Capt. Brown couldn't really move an entire house……could he?

Guess that answers that question.

Dr. Smith's mind hops up, collecting itself. It then bends down to gather up its precious cargo, and hurries through the Gates of Reason, Intent on rejoining Dr. Smith, and hoping no one noticed the little……incident. Dr. Smith Made his way, Carefully, towards his house, keeping a careful eye out for things like: Lighting Bolts, Giant Frogs, Strange cosmic occurrences that seem to generally accompany such things as a house suddenly appearing out of a engineered fold in the fabric of time and space.

Nothing happened.

Suddenly a voice wavers out of the house, strangely flat, as if spoken by some inhuman creature…

"SIR, THE TEA IS READY."

Join us next week for our next exciting episode, entitled:

One Lump, Or Two?

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Don't Panic=-

Hey Folks! this is a test of the Emergency image link system, Don't Panic.

EDIT: I meant to say that the image above is a link, click for Save the Croissants .com!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.