FAILED AD

I Don't click on ads.  Ever. I May watch them on television, or tolerate ENJOY! them on MacBreak weekly, but I don't click on them.  Also, I use a Mac, so this stupid ad, isn't going to work on me.

Stupid ad

This redirected me from my intended website, played a HELPFUL!!! WOMAN'S!!! VOICE!!! :-)!!! 

Informed me that I had just become eligible for a 1000$ WAL-MART GIFT CARD!!! 

And instructed me, nay forced me to click on the "Pop-Up window!!!" Especially since it looked like it was a window hovering over my desktop.  It almost had me, until I realized that the Pop-UP WiNdOW!!!  Was for a windows PC.

Quite a nice little FaKe PoP-Up WinDOW!!!,  If I used Windows {and was entirely stupid} I might think "Oh, a window popped up, I better press the close button.  But of course by then it's too late.

 

In case any of my windows using readers read this, always close your windows with a keyboard shortcut. 

And don't shop at Wal-Mart if you can help it.

EDIT: The real TWiT Twitter is here: http://twitter.com/twitlive
The Twitter link at Twit.tv goes here: http://twitter.com/twit

And I fell for it.

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Testing…

This is a test of a blogger to twitter client.


Follow us @STCroiss!

EDIT: Turns out it works!  For those of you who care, I used http://twitterfeed.com/

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Don't Panic & Carry On

I've been obsessed with this image lately:

And like anybody with too much spare time on his hands {And Photoshop Elements 4.0}  I felt the need to satirize it.

 

I Couldn't find a super-great font that perfectly matched the original, so what I just re-typed everything in Gil Sans.

KEEP CALM

DON'T PANIC

AND

CARRY ON

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

We're on Twitter!

Twitter is like a Telegram

Have you ever noticed that Twitter is like a telegram?

In The Twitter you may only type up to 140 characters, and in a telegram your words are limited by the amount of money in your pocket.  I Have now made a twitter, and you can follow me @ http://twitter.com/STCroiss

See on the interwebs!

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Starbucks

At starbucks. It's espresso is acceptable, but only for pure caffiene content. For flavor, nothing beats a good local brew.

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#STOP Telegram ended. Posted from my iPhone.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Location:98th Ave,Oakland,United States

I'm With Coco

Meaning of course, Mr. Conan O'Brien.  Get Your own Here:
http://www.sirmikeofmitchell.com/imwithcoco/
Show those idiots at NBC whose side you're on!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

SLO GrInd

I am at a nice little coffee place in San Luis Obispo called "SLO Grind" it has {besides of course the the lovely espresso, that sticks in your throat as proper espresso should, so that you may enjoy your coffee all day}  It Has Comfortable wing back chairs:

And a brilliant idea for returning customers, a shelf where you can leave your cup:

I've never seen this before! I brought my own cup with me this time, {it's the White one with green stripes in the first picture, thrift store: 4.00$}but I'm not going to leave it here.

Mainly because I probably won't be returning to S.L.O.  Anytime soon

I Need to get a wing-back chair.

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re-edited from my Macbook pro
 Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Location:Los Osos Valley Rd,San Luis Obispo,United States

It Pains The Heart

Admittedly they are only baseball caps, but no Hat should be strung up like a chicken on Market day.
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#STOP Telegram ended. Posted from my iPhone.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Location:S Bradley Rd,Santa Maria,United States

Kidz Bop 18

I was half listening to the television and a commercial for the latest version of this franchise came on:

But instead of 16, it was 17. I couldn't find a picture in time.  Any way,  The idea is that Kids Sing popular tunes of the day, and the whole series is marketed towards kids. But None of these songs were actually Written by kids.  All of the songs are written by adults, and sung {usually very badly} by kids.
I was thinking of how it could be improved for the next one, and it hit me.

Kids Bop 18: Mozart edition.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Happy new year

This Year ends with a blue moon, which itself only comes along every 1.2 {or so} years, and is not blue in color, but in fact means that it is the second full moon of a month. But the Year Ending in one?

That's once in a lifetime.

Oh, And remember, its Twenty-Ten not two-thousand-and-ten.

Remember that.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.