Some Pretty Things

MERRY 2012!

Noir

The Only Piece of Furniture in the House

Christmas Eve

WE GOT THE HOUSE

Walking in

CWA Mini–sode: Gee, Thanks

  “Gee. Thanks. Mom, and Dad.” Dr. Smith said, trying not to force his words. “A gold brick. Just what I wanted.” 

  “You’re welcome Son.” Said Morton, Obliviously pleased that his son had liked the gift. “You know, all this gold was just cluttering up the house.  I thought about paving the west gardens with it, but then I realised that’s a terrible idea. Because Gold’s so soft, right? You’d need some kind of hard brick for pavers.” 

  Capt. brown shook his gift.  It made no noise. “I wonder what I got.” He said. 

   “Oh, you got one too.” Said Mrs. Lisa Smith. 

Capt. Brown tore open the package. 

It was a rather used gold bar.

He could barely contain his grin.  He leaned over to Dr. Smith and Whispered Conspiratorially; “I love your family!” 

 “Yeah.” Dr. Smith replied.

 “Now. Son. What did you get me?” Asked Mrs. Lisa Smith. 

 Dr. Smith handed her a present, and she opened it. It was a very nice sweater. 

 “Gee. Thanks.” She said, forcing a smile. “Wherever did you–” 

  “I built a robot especially to knit it for you.” 

  “Oh. Thank you. That’s actually quite thoughtful.” 

Capt. Brown watched the awkwardness with amazement. 

  “From now on I’m spending every christmas with you, Zachary.” 

Playing Christmas Records in the Office

CWA Mini–sode: Merry Christmas From the Smiths

Merry Christmas!!
  Well, It’s the end of the year, and what a year it’s been!
  Morton’s kept up with his…hobbies that he has… And I’ve bought another chain of craft stores!
{We’re doing quite well, up another 15% since yesterday!} I’ve kept up with my investing and fiscal management, and in october I won the QuagmIreland Nat’l Money Award for Being Rich And Services to Poor People Who Aren’t Rich and Have No Money. {Very Prestigious!!! There was a pretty stature that I added to my collection of statues I’ve won.}
 This year we [I] decided to spend The Holiday with our son, Zachary, who we hardly ever see because of how busy he is with his things.

This christmas he and his …friend… are living in a tent in the park.

He sends us telegrams sometimes {and by that I mean rarely} And I always got the impression he was doing quite well. He never explained why they were living in a tent {Together!!} in a park like the people my foundations throw money at.

Anyway, they had two trees, an eight foot one and a giant tree, all decorated with shiny baubles and things, very festive. But it was completely freezing out there, so Morton And I had to buy a hotel to sleep in for the night, as it was not a four person tent.

Everyone is having a great time {Except my son who appears to be homeless} and We are all looking forward to another great year!!!!


—Lisa Smith
LISA SMITH [NÉE O’CALLAGHAN]

Christmas Tree

They have one in the RV park office.