the detective story.

Today i shall be telling a story of a detective, Enjoy
Chapter 1

They had me cornered, nowhere to run nowhere to hide, i had told them i didnt do it but they didnt believe me, they never do, this is the third time this has happened to me this week, and this is a good week. i could hear them coming up the stairs, they
were almost here. i had nowhere to run to, no escape, the window was jammed, and it was a three story drop straight down, so that was out of the question, i had pushed all the furniture up against the door, but that wouldnt hold them for long, that was when i started thinking about how i got into this mess, with all the exits blocked and the police coming to get me, it all started about a week ago when i was in my office on fifty-second street,
i was working on some paperwork, trying to get the bills paid, when the door blew open with a bang, but i was used to that by then `cause it was a windy day and the lock was broken, but this time there was a dame in the doorway, said she had a case for me, husband was missing, i asked her when she last saw him, she told me three days ago, they`d had a fight, over money, he stormed out and that was the last time she saw him. " how much you got, lady?" i asked,"four dollars and fifty cents." i took the case.

The End for now.
-jake

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poetry,

for todays cultured blog post i thought i would treat you to a little fine poetry.....
my piece of poetry

children should be seen and not heard,
blow that scene,break away from the herd,
spring for somewhere warm like alaska in june,
and you`ll be singing a different tune,
it never gets dark here when summer comes,
now listen to me, ba dum bum bum`s.
you can tell i`m in a rhyming spell when the phone rings its little bell,
hey i don`t know i`m making this up as i go along,
now just sit back and enjoy the song.now come along and join the cool crowd, hahaha!!
there`s no one like that,
“cool”`s all in ya head like a belfry full`o` bats,
anyone can be cool if they want to,
just be the person that they want to no one`s really cool or lame or dumb, just be yourself and have some fun!

also, i am including a second poem,
Ode to Spring Time.
the snow is melting the ice is all gone,
and pretty darn soon i`ll be able to see my lawn!
because its springtime in, alaska.
in a couple of days i`ll be able to see the sun,
and the temperature is rising up past one.
because its spring time in, alaska.

and now i bib thee adieu.
-jake

hello world!

well hello! i made this blog on accident, just checking out what i could do, and boy am i glad i did!
-jake

save the croissants!

do you know where your croissants come from? i found this today, i think its a worthy charity, The Society For The Prevention Of Cruelty To Croissants, if you want to donate, the link is Here, donate today! for years the french have been fooling us! with their “recipes” have you actually ever seen a croissant being made? and if so are you sure that the thing you saw being put in the oven is what the chef takes out? just saying...
-jake