The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Today we rejoin Dr. Zachary Smith only a day after his encounter with S.B.H.G. after a nice rest,{provided by Jack} he decided to explore the vicinity, and discovered a beautiful bed of flowers, which to him were like beautiful trees, in so many different colors of the rainbow, he decided to venture further in.

join us Next week for The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.
-jake


Next Weeks Episode: #5 The Deadly effects of Lavender.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Today we Rejoin Doctor Zachary Smith, Last week as you recall he was being pursued by S.B.H.G. after he was discovered spying on her to gain information about Humans, as he attempts to escape her sneaky grasp, he spies a hanging rope and shimmy's up it to safety,


as she passes under him, he makes a mental note to avoid .S.B.H.G.
join us next week for The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.
-jake

Next Weeks Episode: #4 Flowers, Flowers, Everywhere but not a drop to drink.

greetings from a new presidency!

today is a momentous time in American history, and to honor it, i have made a special Greeting!
starring Dr. Zachary smith and his new friend, Charles Wilhelm O'Gre {pronounced O'Gray}
-jake

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Today we find Dr. Zachary Smith spying on a small black haired girl human, whose name we haven't discovered yet, so she shall be called {for now} .S.B.H.G. {Small Black Haired Girl} but soon she discovers Zachary, and he must flee!

Run Zachary! Join us next week on,
The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.
-jake

Next Weeks Episode: #3 stay away from S.B.H.G. 

The continuing weekly adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Today we meet Dr. Zachary Smith, a traveling explorer from legopolis, intent on the pursuit of furthering knowledge on the human race, for the ignorant chaps back in legopolis, {no offense intended ignorant chaps in legopolis} You see, no one in legopolis really knows that much about Humans, they're customs, what they eat, and so forth, except for a small amount of information by the famous pioneer explorer Ronald Daveu, who founded Legopolis in 1885, but unfortunately he was'nt much of a writer, and a terrrible painter, and so the glorious city of legopolis went ignorant of the human race, until one day a local inventor went Camping, and got lost in The Great Beyond. and discovered Humans. after a brief scare he realized that Humans wernt that much diffent from Minifigures, in fact one "Jack" was quite nice, and offered to show The Great Beyond {which he called "The World"} to the good Doctor, and they became fast friends.-jake
























Next Weeks Episode:  Close Encounters of the Human Kind

new minifigures!

recently i went to the downtown disney lego store, and while i was there oogling over the new pirate sets i found these guys in the "make a mini" spot, {where you pick a head, torso, legs, hair/hat & an accessory. the far left one is a police guy that seems to be a modification of Zacharys shirt, but with a tie and badge, while the other two are pirates that were just there, {this is just before the pirate sets were announced on lego.com}
-jake

tiny!

tiny Zacharys have discovered one huge Zachary!
-jake

the human and you

this is a book Zachary Smith is writing, but i'm reformating it for humans, Zachary has given me permission to post it here, so enjoy!
-jake

Xaveir part 9

as they waked on each tunnel began to look exactly the same as the last, blending into a monotonous stretch of tunnel, entirely pitch black except for the light from Xaviers Visual Light Emitters and Samuel's flash light, so when Samuel turned off his light and asked Xavier to do the same, Xavier looked at him askew, but nevertheless
turned off his light, but when he did he noticed a strange green light up ahead, "is that the outside? asked Samuel, "maybe," answered Xavier cautiously, and as they got closer it did indeed get brighter which Xavier assumed was standard with sunlight, but having never been outside he couldn't be sure, he vaguely remembered something about the color of sunlight as being yellow, but the sun could have changed he supposed, in nearly 450996.2785919 years, and three and a half years, give or take. but when they did reach the light source they found it wasn't in fact the above, but a room of glowing green crystals, "they're beautiful!" remarked Samuel "locate a couple of loose ones and put them in the bag, we amy have use for them" Samuel did as he was told, the bag was quite a bit heavier now, so Xavier offered to carry it after seeing Samuel struggling,

Xavier part 8

inside the tunnel it was exceedingly dark, Xavier had no problem with this being a robot, but Samuel kept bumping into the walls taking pity on Samuel, Xavier increased the power in his visual light emitters, and they pressed on. "wheres Zim?" questioned Samuel, noticing he hadn't seen Zim for a good 30 minutes, Xavier turned to look at Samuel, then looked all around on the ground for Zim "rats." said Xavier "we have to go back," but by this time they had turned around, and were thoroughly lost and couldn't remember which way went back to the house, and which way led toward the outside "we're lost." noted samuel with his usual shrewd accuracy, "i say we pick each pick a direction, and whoever reaches the outside first waits for the other one, agreed?" "agreed." Xavier said. Samuel turned and went one way and Xavier sped down the tunnel in the opposite direction with super human speed. Samuel watched Xavier until he was out of sight, then walked off in his direction, after walking for about five minutes he heard a scuffling in the Shadows up ahead and to the left "Xavier?" Samuel said cautiously, thinking the robot had returned already, "Xavier if thats you this isn't funny," something cold brushed against his leg, he turned to face whatever it was, drawing his Phazer, "if that's you Xavier, I'm sorry." and fired, there was a yelp, and then silence. suddenly bright lights came from behind, he turned to face them and was almost blinded! "ahhh!" he yelled shielding his face, the lights dimmed and a voice said, "relax Samuel, its only me," "Xavier?" "yeah, What's got you so scared? oh, and here," Xavier said tossing Samuel a flashlight, as Samuel related his story they went in Samuel direction and Xavier drew a line on the wall with chalk "sounds like a rat." Xavier said, "a rat?" questioned Samuel "yes a rat, don't you know a bout Rats? they`re little furry animals," "oh an animal, we ran all of the animals out of the complex years and years ago due to the spread of disease." "then what do you eat?" "haven't you noticed? we only eat plex, not the best tasting stuff, but very nutritional!" Samuel said with a smile.