This weeks episode:
The Chase Of The Arboreal Rodent
Last week as you recall, private Lawrence Fitzgerald had spotted a leering Arboreal rodent,
and had sounded the alarm, Dr. smith, having heard the scared man's cry decided to expedite the teams escape, by leaving at a high rate of speed.
having successfully escaped a dire fate at the hands, or should i say claws of the hungry squirrel, the Exploratory force decides to make camp, an activity they have perfected through days of practice,
here is an overview of the situation.
First: they clear the area of large obstacles, such as boulders, leaves, or over grown plants.
Second: Farmer Johnathan Digs out a fire pit, for cooking and warmth.
Third: Charles, Joseph, and Mr. Earl attempt to concoct Mr. Earls famous
"Leftover Soup" {consisting of Tomato, fish, crab, and coffee grounds,} with moderate success.
Fourth: they set up Private Lawrence Fitzgerald as official watchman for the night.
Fifth: Zachary empties the leftover soup unto a nearby plant, which unfortunately wilts and dies.
join us next week for the next installment of :
The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
Yesterday i went out in the snow to play with my Sister, and i came across a sinkhole in the ice/snow, i looked down, as to investigate what was causing this hole, i discovered that it was not a sinkhole at all, but a tunnel! i followed it, and unfortunately destroyed the tunnel in the process, but i eventually discovered a small green tunneling machine, covered in two inches of undisturbed snow! i can only conclude that this Mole Machine dug its way through the snow, and, operating under its own power, was attempting to cross the yard fully submerged! Now tunneling by itself is dangerous, but tunneling through snow, in spring? i am surprised that the two occupants had not drowned by now! i wonder if they know Zachary?
