-=Dr. Fredrickson's Miniature music Machine!=-

Just out of the Lab! Amaze your friend{s}! for only 4 easy payments of 19.95* you too can become a musical Maestro, Like you have always dreamed of! just send your money to: {your local department of Early Bird Productions}

Yet Another {just} Fine Product from Early Bird Industries!

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But besides that, the Music box is an actual Music box, sold by KIKKERLAND® and mounted on a bit of Purple Heart by the boys down in Production.

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the usual art work rules apply, you must know them by heart by now!**

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And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

{*19.95 4 times a month for 67 months, not including S&H to your area}

{** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.

Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.

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"While {Theodore} Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for ninety minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

-Wikipedia article about Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of the Untied States of America
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That is why America is so great, {In 1912 at least.} History is full of these people, you just have to paraphrase, "Goodness, I've Been Shot, well, I'm not coughing blood, so it isn't serious. On with the speech." Now this isn't what he said, but it must be close. Turns out that it would be too dangerous to remove the bullet, so he just lived with it, until he died in his sleep 7 years later of inflammatory rheumatism. Tough guy though, Woodrow Wilson's vice president at the time Thomas R. Marshall said of his death "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."
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He was the 26th president, the 25th vice president, the 33rd governer of new york, {during which time he radically reformed the police department there.} And an Assistant secretary of the navy, all within October 27, 1858{when he was born} to January 6, 1919 when he died, at age 60(1858-10-27).

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what brought this on? no reason, I just found that neat story at the top of the page, and felt that I needed to broadcast it to the world.
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And he was the coolest President ever.
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And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

*I Felt that there should be a picture there, so I grabbed one from Wikipedia.

-= Disney•Pixars "UP" =-

I have just seen this Top Notch Film by Disney•Pixar Film Studios,

called, "UP". I'm not going to tell you what happens, I Want you to go see it for yourself, but it involves: •Air travel, Living on a Zeppelin, the 1940's, love, death, the way dogs think, and adventure into the deepest jungles of Peru.• Intrigued? I hope so. I Probably will sound like an advertisement, but it's true, "I laughed, I cried, and all in the first ten minutes!"
That takes skill, especially when almost no words are spoken for that entire sequence. I hate it when those commercials on the telly say "Funny Funny Funny" And then it isn't, but this is one time when they are actually correct! Now there's an idea, truth in advertising!

Great movie, but its Pixar, so what else would one expect?

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Hot Off the Presses!

The Tin Presses that is! I have Made this sign/Badge to look like it is a weathered old tin sign, Weathered By the Ravages of the Electrik Æthernet, Or Internet, to you people who are not me. Any way, I rather like it, it is a modified version of this Badge, I think it looks rather neat-o myself, as per usual you may use this to decorate your blog, or to link back here.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

New See The World Badge!

Alright, Here is another version of that badge, but without the edges.
The first version was supposed to be edgeless, but you take what you can get I guess.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

We have contact!

Do you ever feel the need to contact me? well then, Vist Here 

Its A rather large page, So stick around.

 And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq. 

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

More Advertisement!

Here are some more advertisements, this time its Sidebar banners! Inspired by Mr. Magrittes Son of Man, and featuring my own LEGO® Version! And some LEGO® Apples in the background, {This is not for profit, LEGO® used here under the fair play guidelines} I'm quite happy with it actually, So if you want to endorse the Save the Croissants Corporation, or you just have too much space, download a banner today!

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

 Today's Episode:

Lessons on Disguising Your Campsite from People {and Animals} Who Might Want  to Do it Harm.

 Dr. Smith?  Dr. Smith?  Oh, there you are.

 

What are you looking at?  George, can we cut to Dr. Smith's camera? 

  

AHH! Hey!  George!  Cut it off!  Oh.  Thanks.  OK everyone, its a bee!  

…zzkzkzk Hey Jack, what is this thing? quite the interesting specimen zkzkzk… 

Ah, Dr. Smith, its a Bee.  Most probably a Bombus terrestris or European Bumblebee. 

   

…zzkzkzk Thanks Jack, I'll make a note of that.… zkzkzk…

 Hey Dr. Smith, today's episode is about how to disguise your campsite against people who might want to do it harm, and since you specifically requested this title, I suppose you have something to say on the the matter?

…zkzkzk Yes, I do, first off I would like to welcome all the legopolians who are joining us today, and I would like to introduce myself, but we don't have the time.  So I am just going to list some of the more important aspects for camping with humans:

1. be a neutral color, like green.
2. camp lightly, leave nothing but footprints.
3.  Camp near lots of plants that are the same color as your Camp, like Taraxacum, they are quite good cover.
4. if the humans are friendly, Cave Canem.
if not, Carpe Noctem.

{George? what is that, Latin? I don't pay you to translate from  Minfigure into latin I pay you to translate Minifigure into English!}

{... --- .-. .-. -.-- / ... .. .-. --..-- / -... ..- - / - .... .- - / .. ... / - .... . / -.-. .-.. --- ... . ... - / .. / -.-. .- -. / --. . - .-.-.-}

{I dont care if that is the closest you can get, I expect full translation!}

5. last and probably most important,zkzkzk…

* CLICK * 

Dr. Smith?   Dr. Smith? Are you there? George contact the legopolian government, organize a search and rescue!

Next Weeks Episode: #20 The Coutinuing adventures of , who? Wait, whats going on?

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com.

Promotion!

Do you have a Weblog/Website/Internet area where you have just too much space?

Well then come on down! you too can be the proud owner of a Savethecroissants.com sidebar ad! you have my permission to use These ads or the one above as artwork along the side of your Weblog/Website/Internet area as long as they link back here. Or here. I would personally perfer they linked to savethecroissants.com, but either one is fine. And the best part is, you don't even have to pay me any money! Of, course, you wouldn't get any money either, but that's not the point. The point is I try to make interesting and fun ads that work just as well as artwork as they do Advertisments.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Perhaps I phrased that wrong.

I do have coder skills, at least enough to get by on, and I have  Changed the back of the blog into brick.  Not actual brick mind you, but brick nonetheless.  In fact, I think it kinda looks like a piece of paper tacked up on the side of an abandoned building, who knows whats inside?   No-one, thats who, or should I say Whom?   I never was to clear on that matter. 

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq. 

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.