CWA Mini–sode: Shaking the Presents

Dr. Smith pressed his ear to the gift.
He shook it.
  “You’ll never guess what it is, Zachary.”  Capt. Brown said, smiling.
  “Well you’ll never guess what yours is.”  Dr. Smith replied, trying to pick up any hint of a fragrance.
 “Lets see, if it had been a huge box I would have guessed it was something tiny, but since it’s a small box and you have the technology to put huge things in tiny boxes, I’d guess it’s something huge.”

Dr. Smith glared at him.

Capt. Brown grinned and flipped the record over.