Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode:
The Looming Fortress, Perhaps of DOOM.
then again, Perhaps not.
Here we join Dr. Zachary Smith, about to set eyes on the looming fortress of, DOOM. 
or, not. the point is, it's a fortress, and it's looming.  You Of course remember last week, when Dr. Smith set off down an abandoned riverbed, then got distracted by the fortress, and left the Path of DOOM! {could we stop with the doom? please? thanks.}
any way, the only thing standing between Dr. Smith, and his DOO- er right. Stopping now. is a tall wooden wall, a wall that could either be holding something out, or, {go ahead} IN. MWA HA HA HA!  good, you got that out of your system? and the story goes on.
At the top of the wall Dr. Smith sees the fortress, and { psst, swing the camera around}
George. Swing the camera around.
what do you mean the camera controls won't respond? here, give me that…
see, I told you it wasn't broken, you just need to give it a good whack, like this, 
Right, got it, no more helping.
This is the fortress, of DOOM! No it is not!  Stop that! Dr. Smith sees no indication of anything DOOM-related, so decides to investigate the fortress further.
what will he find? 
no, not doom, I see you winding up to that.
join us next week for our next exciting episode entitled, 
-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.