Tuesday, December 01, 2009

-= The Perils of Dressing Nicely=-

As someone who enjoys hats, and frequently trenchcoats, I have been acosted by complete strangers who think I look like Indiana Jones, Humphrey Bogart, Sam Spade. I even got Sherlock holmes once, {which is entierly the wrong era by the way} and the worst part is, these People think that they are so D--- smart! It's the glimmer of internal merriment in their eyes that really brings it home. "So are you a spy then?" asks the clerk at the market, "are you an idiot? I wish to reply, but I don't. Instead I smile, nod, and act as if that's the most original thing I've heard all day.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.