Tuesday, December 01, 2009

-= The Perils of Dressing Nicely=-

As someone who enjoys hats, and frequently trenchcoats, I have been acosted by complete strangers who think I look like Indiana Jones, Humphrey Bogart, Sam Spade. I even got Sherlock holmes once, {which is entierly the wrong era by the way} and the worst part is, these People think that they are so D--- smart! It's the glimmer of internal merriment in their eyes that really brings it home. "So are you a spy then?" asks the clerk at the market, "are you an idiot? I wish to reply, but I don't. Instead I smile, nod, and act as if that's the most original thing I've heard all day.

-=Best Regards=-

#STOP Telegram ended. Posted from my iPhone.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.


  1. Some people are cool, though. Lots of old guys say 'nice hat' and what did that one shopgirl say? "special occasion?", "no", "cool". And your Dad thinks you always look cool.

  2. Thanks. It's just that it gets annoying after awhile! :-)

    -=Best Regards=-


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