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Xavier part 6 Early Bird Productions©2008®

the next day samuel went to Xaviers room, the alarm did not go off when he opened the door, but when he did there were two robots in the room, Xavier, and a smaller robot, who didn`t seem quite finished yet. "hello samuel!" said xavier cheerily, "i would like you to meet Zim, i made him yesterday." samuel took a good look at Zim, and said, "he doesn`t look finished." to that Xavier replied "he isn`t. i plan on adapting him as we go along, for one thing, he doesn`t have a shell, so we`ll have to find some metal before we embark, do you have any dumps?" "yes,"said samuel, "in sector 9, almost right next door," "good. off we go!" and with that Xavier proceeded into the passage way, once he was out, he turned to Samuel and asked "which way to sector 9?" samuel turned and said "this way." and set off down the passage. when they were nearly there Samuel stopped in the middle of the passage, "i cant go in," he said. "why?" asked Xavier, "heat sensors, its the door marked three, good luck." with that he sat down on the floor and crossed his legs. Xavier went to the door and opened it. beyond it was dark, Xavier felt the wall for a light switch, there was one, he switched it, it became light. it was almost blinding because of the gleam from the metal, Xavier took Zim from his compartment and searched for a suitable piece of metal, he found one almost immediately, it was a machine, with keys with letters on top, it was green, and said REMINGTON on top, it appeared that when pressed, the keys moved these hammers, which had letters inscribed upon them , perhaps it had at one point been an early robot, at any rate, there was enough metal to cover Zim, after the covering, he still required logic circuits, those were supplied by a small folding object, that had keys that resembled the REMINGTON , but this machine said melon Ubook Pro, and had a display that appeared to be made of liquid crystals, there were wheels nearby which he affixed to Zim, Xavier also found a telescopic ocular enhancement device, and a hat, which said "hubert johnson co." and a coat, which looked warm, {for Samuel} all this he put in the cleanest bag he could find, which happened to be bright blue, and carried out of the dump, samuel was still waiting outside, and when Xavier came out he said "good you`re back, i was just about to come in after you!" when Xavier showed him the contents of the bag he said, "wow a hat! haven`t seen one of these in years! but what kind is it?" Xavier told him he thought it was a hubert, because of the inscription, and showed samuel the ocular enhancement device, which samuel called binoculars, after that was done, samuel said "okay, you have seen outside, would you like to go back to your room now?" "no!" declared Xavier. "i do not, i would like to visit the outside. not outside my room, above ground. do you wish to come?" samuel thought a moment, then said, "yes, i do want to come, i`ve never seen the above, in person, from the pictures i`ve seen it looks beautiful, but i wouldn`t know how to get there." "dont worry samuel," said Xavier," i have a map." samuel was incredulous, "a map? where would you get a map?" "from human 2, alex his name was." replied Xavier as he took out his piece of card board, "looks like there are two ways out, the first one in sector 1, the other in sector 15" sector 1 is the government district, " said samuel " but sector 15 is mostly residential, i say we go out there." "i agree, in the government district they`d be sure to recognize 'project X-56', so how do we get there? " to that samuel replied "i suggest we take the 4:15."


end of part 6
-jake

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Xavier part 5

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so he left it at that. samuel debated seeing Xavier the next day, he seemed like a nice robot, not megalomaniacal at all, but he decided to bring a phazer just in case.


after Samuel left Xavier it was only 46.5892 seconds until the door opened again and humans 1-6 rushed in, "what happened!? why`d the alarm go off?" human 5 demanded, to which Xavier calmly replied, "i require a cube on robot design." oh, right." said human 5 "you," he pointed out human 6,"fetch all the cubes on robot design, and be quick about it!" at that human 6 rushed off "now X-56," continued human 5 "why`d the alarm stop?" Xavier wasn`t sure how to answer that without giving away Samuel so all he said was " it stopped because the circuit was broken."
"did you break the circuit X-56?" demanded human 5 "no." answered Xavier truthfully. "it just stopped" which was only mostly true. "hmm... were watching you X-56, you three, come with me. you stay here and wait for, Him to come back , then you and him report to me back at HQ" at this he left , taking humans 1, 3,and 4 with him and leaving human 2 behind to wait for human 6. after human 5 left human 2 turned to Xavier and said "my name is alex." Xavier replied, "my name is Xavier, thank you for telling me your name, but why haven`t you before?" i`ve been monitoring your conversations, i know it was samuel smith, the cook, that stopped the alarm, the reason the others didn`t know is because i installed secret microphones in the door way, i know about you wanting to see the outside, i would like to too, but the boss wouldn`t like it, i can draw you a map if you have something to draw on,"
Xavier handed alex a piece of card board. alex took out a pencil and started to draw.


-jake

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yes thats right, i`ve thought up a new slogan, and even made a poster to go along with it!
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EDIT- the poster didnt work last time but here it is now!
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son of man, in lego!

i recreated the famous painting "son of man" by surrealist Rene Magritte, in lego!
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the continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co.

The continuing adventures of Zachary smith and Co. Here we see Zachary, capt. Brown and Indiana Jones at there campsite.
looks like Zachary has a map, where does it lead?
off they go to, somewhere! um guys, where are you going? guys?
until next time this has been The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.
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the continuing adventures of zachary smith and Co.

to day i think i`ll introduce a new story, The Continuing Adventures of Zachary Smith and Co.

ta da!

i did it! i figured out that i can only upload one image at a time, this is a rose in my backyard, edited in iphoto. and no, theres no xavier today.
-jake

Xavier part four

yes yes, i know i didnt have much yesterday, and i probably wont have anything tomorrow, but untill then here, oh yeah ©2008 Early Bird Productions®

Xavier part four.

After samuel left it hit him. project X-56 was a Robot! robots are the reason humanity was underground! what was the governor thinking? samuel couldn't stop thinking about it all the way back to sector 3 where the kitchens were, he was so engrossed in his own thoughts that he knocked over bill, who was in charge of the food storage room. "watch it Sam!" said bill as he picked up the boxes of plex he dropped, "sorry," said samuel as he helped bill with the boxes, "i didn't see you, and its Samuel to you,`William`" "okay i get it, geez, what's so important that it impairs your vision?" samuel considered telling bill about Xavier, but it might leak to management that it was he that stopped the alarm, and then he would lose his job for interfering with government business. so all he said was "I'm just worried about that shipment of plex we are supposed to be shipping to sector 14 today they`re 12 boxes low and if our shipment doesn't get there they`ll starve in a month." which wasn't Exactly true, sector 14 was low, but only 3 boxes, and they`d starve in a year, but Samuel figured it was a good enough excuse, and it satisfied Bob. so he left it at that.


-jake