hello.

hello Joanne of Manchester {excuse me, Grimsby,} England, who are you? how did you find my blog? and, yes,  i can see you. i am watching, always watching.

Best Regards,
-Sir.

Journal 1, Pages 7-8, Date Unknown, 2007 Sometime.

 

well, this whole thing is going well. {not.} kinda boring so far huh? an acorn squash and a people print. well, i was only 10 Or 11 at the time. i think 11, anyway, i had encountered an acorn squash, in its natural habitat. the supermarket. {ha} {ha} yeah, i know. lame.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

F is for Fedora, Kids!

This is a Flashcard, most probably from the 1960's sometime, but that doesn't really matter, what matters is that it didn't say fedora yesterday, and just so you know, this is an actual flashcard, I edited it in my computer to say something other than what it really says, not by hand or what ever else I might do. anyway I was always bothered by how flashcards always said "h is for hat!" and showed a baseball cap, now that example should really read "B is for baseball cap!" or at least "C is for cap!" or shown something else that starts with h, like, uh, Harry Hollander the Happy Hound Hanging by a Hope, or something. Haardvark maybe. ooh! I know, Harry the Hard-times Houseboat! I feel like I am over explaining the joke here, but I am so excited! It is not often that my photoshoping efforts come out to meet my, exacting standards, oh, uh this is the original here,

That is All for today.

Best Regards,

-Sir

Journal 1 5-6 date unknown 2007 sometime.

Just so you know, that is not the road i live on, {so Ha!} it is just a road that i decided to draw while on a hike with my dad and sister. {changing the subject} so could anyone identify the print? Mom thinks that it is a dog print, but i am not so sure.

{Ha!}

{my new favorite phrase,}

{HA!}

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

a Collection of Works Inspired by Mr. Rene Magritte.

 

That is All for today. 

Best Regards,

-Sir

Journal 1, Pages 3-4, Date Unknown, 2007 sometime.

oh, i forgot to mention yesterday that all these pictures have been edited for maximum contrast, well, just for my own amusement really, i mean who cares about the footprint of a dog by our backdoor? but it does get better reader, i promise, vote for me in the polls, and as your mayor i promise to ....

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Journal # 1, Pages 1-2, Date unknown, 2007 Sometime

 

This is the first page of my Journal, the first one, 

{i actually have 3, as of the time of publication.}

i have the hardest time remembering morse code, and the days of the week, so i stuck them in here for quick access.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Lets Try Something new.

Hi. Today i have decided to give the daily photograph a break, a hiatus, a sharp boot in the butt off the porch into a hedge full of sharp thorns and devils club, which it subsequently breaks through  and goes tumbling down a steep hill and then lands in a river full of Crocodiles, where it stays until i tell it to come back, or it gets eaten by Crocodiles. Whichsoever comes first. {if you will of course}

instead i have decided to replace it with a picture from my personal journal, which, i can assure you has no personal things it in, mostly just ideas and such, i will translate the text from My handwriting into english by request, just leave a comment,

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

This weeks episode:
The Chase Of The Arboreal Rodent
Last week as you recall, private Lawrence Fitzgerald had spotted a leering Arboreal rodent,
and had sounded the alarm, Dr. smith, having heard the scared man's cry decided to expedite the teams escape, by leaving at a high rate of speed.



having successfully escaped a dire fate at the hands, or should i say claws of the hungry squirrel, the Exploratory force decides to make camp, an activity they have perfected through days of practice,
here is an overview of the situation.



First: they clear the area of large obstacles, such as boulders, leaves, or over grown plants.



Second: Farmer Johnathan Digs out a fire pit, for cooking and warmth.



Third: Charles, Joseph, and Mr. Earl attempt to concoct Mr. Earls famous
"Leftover Soup" {consisting of Tomato, fish, crab, and coffee grounds,} with moderate success.



Fourth: they set up Private Lawrence Fitzgerald as official watchman for the night.



Fifth: Zachary empties the leftover soup unto a nearby plant, which unfortunately wilts and dies.



join us next week for the next installment of :
The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Next Weeks Episode: #13 Adventure into the Bowels of the Vehicular Transport.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,look down, now.

Today on,                {w{hat}ever}
Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, your shoe's untied.

I would like to draw your attention to the bottom of the screen, scroll down, i`ll wait.

okay, you back? Right. these are people are people whose pictures i found in the Wikipiedia and who i thought that looked interesting,  so i glued them together inside my computer, and then noticed that five of them are famous writers, and then the other two are  a violinist and my dad, {  i dare you to find him in wikipiedia } i assure you that naming all these famous writers, { and a violinist and a father } has nothing to do with my trying to influence your opinion of this station, the producers of this program, or the Many and Varied writers and experts whose amazing work goes into every single blog posting.

{not}

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.