-=Subliminal BUY OUR JUNK! Messaging=-

Now that is what I call shame full marketing,
you need what I am selling you
Inserting things into the middle of sentences, Subliminal marketing, that's what it called.
buy sir Jacobs tip top toppers
you would never find anything like that here,
available in all fine haberdasheries
no siree Bob.
you do not register the tiny text in between the lines
Never.
save the croissants is the best blog ever. Tell your friends. and your family.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Flying Blog Feed=-

VISIT!

SEE! THE BEST AVIATION BLOGS ON THE INTERNET!

they are actually the BEST ones, {as selected by Mr. David Earl}

He scoures the Elektric Ætherwebs, Searching for blogs related to flying, and if they meet his exacting requirements*, he links to them.

he has several catagories, including {but not limited to}

• Bush Flying
• Cabin Crew
• Choppers
• Controllers
• Flight Levels
• General Aviation
  

and so many more!

VISIT TODAY!

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Some of you may know Mr. David Earl as chief of the Weblog entitled: "Dave's {Mostly Flying} Blog" he is also my chef, but he would never admit it to his reading public. I did not make "Flying Blog Feed" But I did make the poster. Flying Blog Feed does sponsor my Rather Rambling Escapades on the Elektric Aetherweb, Not the blog, but the website.

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-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

*his exacting Requirements are:
1. Regularly updated
2. Flying related
3. Mr. David Earl Chooses it

-=Desktop Image!=-

Today I am releasing a background, for your desktop! now in three different sizes!

•1024 x 768
•800 x 600
•640 x 480

Instructions: For Mac users;
1. Click link.

2. Ctrl-click image
3. Select "set as desktop background…"

For P.C. users:
You are on your own.
Sorry, I am a mac guy, I don't remember the Dark Days before the Macintosh.

*Shudder*

Perhaps one of my reader{s} could post a how-to as a comment?

I would apperciate it!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

{Normal Artwork Rules Apply}

-=Revised iPhone Background=-

you may not notice the difference from the previous incarnation, so I will just point it out then, its the shadow. Around the badge, I felt that the previous incarnation did not properly outline the white part of the badge, as it sort of got lost in the white paint part.
And here is another version, same as above, just more shadow!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode:

The innards of the fortress of NOT DOOM

 Today we join Dr. Smith, as he explores the looming fortress.

It sems to be, Deserted.  {Dramatic music} oh well. At least it is a good hiding spot, to hide from the weed-whacker  

 after setting up camp, Dr. Zachary Smith looks dramatically out the gap in the wall.

Although the campsite is strategically located for evading the spinning blades of DOOM

It is not so strategically located for evading the wind.

A strange Fortress this is indeed, full of holes.  And not the sort of large ragged holes one would expect in an Abandoned fortress, but engineered holes.  as if they were meant to be there. 
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What sort of crazy engineer would purposefully build holes into his fortress?

Which leads Dr. Smith to wonder, 

What If it is not a fortress?

which just happens to be the title of our next episode!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Welcome Back=-

..."and that was the news, now over to our mobile correspondent, Sir Jacob. Sir Jacob, Do you read us?"

Loud and clear, lackey who decided to stay at the studio.

In these tough financial times, we all need to make sacrifices. Luckily the French government has made it easy for me to make these sacrifices, by reposessing my house.

One of the perks of having your own country {that flies} is that no matter where you go people are always happy to see you, {except France, they don't seem to like me, could be the tax-evasion, could be the £1.5 million I owe the French government}

But besides that, most places are very happy to give a weary monarch helium and avgas at a uh, discounted price. I am quite happy with this iPhone device, before I would have an idea, and by the time I got to a place with either wifi or telegraph access the idea would be poof, gone. Now I can type things as I think of them !

-=Best Regards=-

-Sir Jacob.
-- Post From My iPhone

-=iPhone backgrounds!=-

Today and today only, {ok, not just today} we are offering pictures modified for iPhone screens!






-=Best Regards=-
-Sir Jacob

-- Posted From My iPhone

*normal artwork rules apply, but with iPhone Instead of website/blog

-=Hooray for the iphone!=-

Good Afternoon, this is Sir Jacob, reporting live from my brand-new iPhone!
I am so happy! I think every one needs one of these devices, Go Apple!


-=Best Regards=-
Sir

-=A Bit of Perspective=-

This is for all the whiners People {with legitimate complaints} who complain about the iPhone and its faults,

let us just think back to the days of analogue, and meet what I like to think of as the iPhones "Crazy Uncles," {you know, the interesting relatives}

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For calls, you would have to use one of these Bad-Boys:

An Actual Telephone,
no TeXTing, no touchscreen, nothing. {and if you wanted to add another phone, that would be another line, and workmen in your house all day attempting to hook it up}
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For music:

A Record player.
not mp3s, mp4s, or some electronic circuit, but actual, Physical. Records. {which, I might add, only holds 1-8 songs per record}

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For TeXTing, or, as they called it when I was young, Letters:

A Brother "Portable" Typewriter.
{loud, heavy, slow, and no internet capabilities, and if you wanted MMS, you would have to use an actual paperclip.}

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For pictures,

A 0 megapixel falcon junior model, Film Camera.
{not even a view screen. you would typically have to wait till you got home to develop, and subsequently find out, that you forgot to take off the lens cap during the landing of those aliens in the parking lot behind the office.}

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For movies:

A Bell and Howell 252, an 8 millimeter film movie camera.
{no zoom, no instant gratification, same time delay problem as the camera, and you have to use scissors to actually, physically cut the film}

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And if you ever feel just too weighed down by the iPhones 4.8 ounces {135 grams}

Imagine trying to carry all this in your pocket:

That's way more than 4.8 ounces.

More like 12.7 Pounds.

Just something to think about before you go off to complain about the iPhone on your tweety-birds, and your face-toobs, or whatever it is you kids use today {on the Elektric Ætherwebs.}

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

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The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode:

The Looming Fortress, Perhaps of DOOM.

then again, Perhaps not.

Here we join Dr. Zachary Smith, about to set eyes on the looming fortress of, DOOM. 

or, not. the point is, it's a fortress, and it's looming.  You Of course remember last week, when Dr. Smith set off down an abandoned riverbed, then got distracted by the fortress, and left the Path of DOOM! {could we stop with the doom? please? thanks.}

any way, the only thing standing between Dr. Smith, and his DOO- er right. Stopping now. is a tall wooden wall, a wall that could either be holding something out, or, {go ahead} IN. MWA HA HA HA!  good, you got that out of your system? and the story goes on.

At the top of the wall Dr. Smith sees the fortress, and { psst, swing the camera around}
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George. Swing the camera around.

what do you mean the camera controls won't respond? here, give me that…

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-=PLEASE HOLD FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES=-

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see, I told you it wasn't broken, you just need to give it a good whack, like this, 

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*WHACK!*

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-=PLEASE HOLD FOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES=-

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Right, got it, no more helping.

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This is the fortress, of DOOM! No it is not!  Stop that! Dr. Smith sees no indication of anything DOOM-related, so decides to investigate the fortress further.

what will he find? 

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no, not doom, I see you winding up to that.

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join us next week for our next exciting episode entitled, 

The innards of the fortress of NOT DOOM.

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.