Saturday, April 25, 2009

the debate over Jack rages on, Jack, or No Jack?

today in Legopolis the debate about Jack rages on. as you may know Legopolis is the largest city in the Legopolian Tri-State Area, and with large cities come many differing points of view. And even among the greatest minds of the country there is bound to be some argument.  49% of the great minds say that There is no such thing as Jack. the entire world was nothing and then, it was. 50% of the Great minds Say that the other 49% of the great minds are stupid, and that the only possible Explanation is that some all-knowing being created everything, the other 49% say that that is ridiculous, as they had done the math and this "Jack" would have to 188.8 bricks tall, an impossible number as bricks only split into thirds, so there. the 49% calmly asks where the 50% got this number?  they reply that they got it from a …foot…print…that…Dr. Zachary Smith… …found,
as that dawns on the 49% of the great minds Dr. Smith himself enters the room. 
"What did i miss?" 
 and on that note i bid you
Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq. 

Chief Exectutive Officer of Save the,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

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