Thursday, April 30, 2009

I seem to be lost.

I left my office just a few hours ago, looking for Mac, you know, my chief of image repair and forwarding, and apparently i went through the wrong door. Rats.
I didn't know that the rather large blank spot was so close! I will have to find my way out of here. But it is so big and empty here! well not empty, but more like blank. Well it figures, that is why it is called the Rather Large Blank Spot. But rather large is an understatement, more like The Infinitely Blank Expanse. I wont starve i guess, according to Dr. Smiths reports of the area I just have to think of stuff and it will appear, although I have tried to imagine The Door and it doesn't work. The harsh lights and the cold are not helping. It is almost like I am in a giant warehouse. But there are no walls, only the illusion of walls, most probably caused by the positive Non-Euclidean curvature of the space.


But that is only a theory of course.


And on that note i bid you
Good Day, and Best Regards.


Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

2 comments:

  1. I know, isn't it? I used the phrase correctly of course. I like to make my readers think, "what did he just say? what does that mean?" and then go google it. I like to think of it, not as mind control, but as forced intellectualism.

    Sir Jacob.

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