-=INK®=-

We here at Early Bird Industries carry, and sometimes sell, many different products,

one of which is INK®. Not ink, but INK®, our special blend of, uh, ink stuff, and {Other Stuff which we are not at liberty to discuss at this time.} The point is, Our INK® is better than any other mere ink on the market, in fact, our INK® is

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THE BEST CHOICE FOR YOUR PEN

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We can say that truthfully because INK® works with every pen on the market!*

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BUY SOME TODAY!

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normal artwork rules apply.**

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-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

* it works with every pen we tested anyway, but anything past 1945 we are not sure about. I'm blaming R&D.

** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.