We're Back!

The blog is inexplicibalbly back to it's normal size, I had nothing to do with it. I can't figure out what went wrong, but it's fixed now!
W00t!

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Wikipedia on Twitter

That's what I call target marketing!

1. On the Wikipedia,
2. Reading about Twitter,
3. Wikipedia is on Twitter,
4. And they only tell you on the Twitter page!




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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

New Wallpaper: Double Espresso…

Please?

LEGO® is a registered trademark of LEGO®

Becoming a genius at a young age was always a problem for Dr. Smith.  The Baristas always looked askew at him for asking for such hard coffee before he can look over the counter properly.  That… And for giving exact change before the Cash Machine finished warming up.

Because, As we all know, Genius and Espresso go hand in hand.

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Happy Hanukkah

I Would like to Wish all of the Jewish readers of this blog, a Happy Hanukkah {Of which today is Day two} and apologize for perhaps not properly representing the various religions here on Save The Croissants.com.  As a Christian {I Suppose,} I can only Look upon Judaism from the outside. But, Happy Hanukkah anyway,

The Lego® Minifigures are {From Left to right} Three Rather Blank-Faced Men singing carols in Român, Von TipRău as the conductor,  Zachary Morton Smith {Dr. Smith's Father} and Dr. Smith himself.   

.שָׁלוֹם

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Holiday Gift Guide Vol. 1

I Have Been Afraid of posting lately, mostly out of shame from the catashtrophe that is my errant sidebar.

But in the Mood of the season, I have Decided to bring you a few of my favorite ideas for Christmas/other Holiday that incorpoates gift giving/anytime.

All of these items I can personally vouch for the quality, and/or own myself.  I'm not getting any from the sales of these itmes, although that would be awesome. The images are links to the product's page.

1.  A Book.

Everyone loves Books!  I Have used this particular one as an  example as Mr. Pratchett is my new favorite author,  and this one was Christmas-Themed.  Some people may swear by those newfangled e-readers, but I have tried them in the stores and such, and they are Quite lame.  Really, you can't beat the classics.

Generally USD$8.00 or so for Pratchett books, but price will vary by book. 

2. A Hat.

This Particular Hat is My Daily, I have crushed it, Packed it, stuffed it inside my coat to protect it from high winds, worn it thoroughly, probably sat on it and even used it as a pillow once, and as it is a Crushable it still retains its shape.  But Be warned,  it can be wet. but if it is raining torrentially, bring a brolly.  In Heavy Rain It Shrinks, see.  But it has a Puggaree {Sweatband}  so  only the crown shrinks, giving it a strange lopsided look. But thorough soaking could perhaps turn it into a whole new hat entirely… But to protect your invstment always Bring A Brolly.

USD$49.00, but black is on sale for USD$24.00.

3. Any Apple Product.

Everyone loves apple, {Right?} and with the diverse range of Apple Products, there is a Product for every Budget. I would go with an iPhone or Macbook Pro. {they have 13" Macbook Pros Now!}
iTunes USD$free.
Other Apple Products: USD$59.00-$3,299.00

4. LEGO®

I Personally love LEGO®, and they  come in all sizes, but for this holiday season I Would recommend the advent calender.  I Have Been Opening a door every day, and it has been shaping up nicely!

USD$29.99

5. Umbrella.

This is my umbrella, manufactured by the Totes Co. of Cincinnati Ohio.  It Is not the most Sturdy of Brollies, but with a lifetime {Yours, not its} guarantee you could have an umbrella forever, for only $12.99. But only if you are alright with Not having an umbrella for two to three weeks at a time as they repair/replace it.  available at Targets® Everywhere. {Although I Can only vouch for the U.S. Targets®.

USD$12.99

That's all I Can think of at the Moment. But look out for More posts along a similar Vein soon.

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

 

PostScript:  I Do Not get paid y any of the products advertised here: But I do enjoy them.

-= The Perils of Dressing Nicely=-

As someone who enjoys hats, and frequently trenchcoats, I have been acosted by complete strangers who think I look like Indiana Jones, Humphrey Bogart, Sam Spade. I even got Sherlock holmes once, {which is entierly the wrong era by the way} and the worst part is, these People think that they are so D--- smart! It's the glimmer of internal merriment in their eyes that really brings it home. "So are you a spy then?" asks the clerk at the market, "are you an idiot? I wish to reply, but I don't. Instead I smile, nod, and act as if that's the most original thing I've heard all day.


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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

San Diego zoo

We're at the San Diego Zoo.


My favorite animals are the koalas, because with koalas it's nap time…all the time.

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Oops, Almost forgot

Oops, I almost forgot, I have instituted a new "theme", Christmas! not really a "theme" but more a header, I enjoy making the headers. Best part of the blog, really.  If you are not Christian/Catholic/other religion that employs Christ?  Well then don't sweat it, you can still enjoy the blog. It's really just a celebration of the season.  Besides, this is the season when even the least religious of us indulge in an acceptable amount of Christianity.

Happy Holidays!

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Why not for Hats?

As we sit here in the midst of the upheaval of this blog, I took a break from pulling my hair out over the D--- Sidebar to read some of Andy Ihnatko's {A Tech Journalist from Boston Chicago Apparently he lives in Mass. but exports his writing to the Chicago Sun Times.} Tweets

http://twitter.com/ihnatko

and I Came across this link:

http://www.onthedash.com/docs/obama.html

here is an excerpt:

Watch collectors are different. We watch movies, read magazines, and study videos -- not for the usual type of entertainment, not for the intended content -- but to see which watches the stars and celebrities are wearing. Whether we are looking for Steve McQueen with an "orange hand" Rolex, trying to identify Jerry Seinfeld's vintage Heuer Autavia, or seeing whether Paul Newman is wearing a "Paul Newman", we focus on the watches.

So why aren't there any people out there like that, but for Hats? There are just as many variations of Hats as there are of watches, and many hats have a Watch counterpart.  {Exempli Gratia: the Black Topper and a classy pocket watch} so where are you {as the "Hip People" say} my Brothers?

  Where?

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

Where'd the D--- Sidebar Go!?

This really bothers me.

My Right-Sidebar has moved itself all the way to the bottom of the post page, with out consulting me first. I really think that it must be a fault in Blogger somewhere.

My Code is sound.

If anyone out there knows how to fix this problam, please help me.

PLEASE!

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.