Tuesday, March 10, 2009

a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force.

Greetings. my name is Sir. today i shall be Bringing you another installment of a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force. today we shall be Profiling,

Mr. Charles Wilhelm O'Gre, Esq.
Gender: Male
Age:32
Nationality: British.
Reason for Leaving Home Country: Need {He was never quite like the Other Ogres, So he was Run Out of town}
Profession:Gentleman.
Weapon of Choice: None.
Affiliations:Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force, Her Majesty's Elite Team Of Ogre Expellors.
That is All for Today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

Monday, March 09, 2009

a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force.

Today i thought that we would kill some time in between The Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O. With some information about His Latest Group Of Friends, Well, more like students really, But by the time of they're Graduation, they will be his Colleagues, but before that may Happen, we must acquaint ourselves with the students, lets get on with that, Shall We?
first, we Have the good doctor himself,

Dr.Zachary Smith, Humanologist, P.H.D
Gender: Male
Age:23
Nationality:Legopolian{Legopolis}
Reason for Leaving Home Country: Professional Curiosity.
Profession:Explorer, Leader,College Professor, Inventor.
Weapon of Choice:Sword, {at which he is expert}
Affiliations:Jack The Human And Co., Dr.Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force,the Legopolian government,Legopolis State University {L.S.U.} the Legopolis Royal Aether Yacht Club, Captain Browns Force of Inventors and Engineers.
and that is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir





Sunday, March 08, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Last week as you recall Dr. Zachary smith had discovered a door that led to the inside of the house,

after gaining entry, it was an adventure to find legopolis through the jungle of the House,
there were seemingly meaningless cave wall scribblings, which if leading experts are to be believed, Signify a number of strange creatures being in the vicinity at one point,

killer typing machines, but of course Our Hero Escapes,

and of course the inevitable strange encounter of the Human Kind

after battling the killer Type Writer, scaling the wall to the Plateau city of Legopolis, and from there to cross to the L.-T.G.B.T.S.A {Legopolis-The Great Beyond Travel Security Administration} was a Mere trifle,Unfortunately it was not so easy to cross through the L.-T.G.B.T.S.A,
there's the endless lines,

the entirely ignorant staff,passing by the obvious Villain

while chasing the tourist with the nail clippers.

but once through Dr. Smith received a hero's welcome, and an offer to teach humanology and exploring at the local university, unfortunately, due to Legopolis Being built on a Plateau, there is limited space, and no University. but the Legopolians are nothing if not resourceful and the apartment above the Coffeehouse is converted into a classroom, Five Bright young students, one old Sea Dog and An Ogre with a British accent sign up, and become,

until next week, this is The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

the french are stealing my idea!

the french have decided to save the croissants, for real! well, they are saving the pastry as part of the national heritage, but, well, i'm at a loss as to what to say. here is the new york times article on the subject. i am amazed, this might be the big break this blog needs! then again, it might not, but these people did not coin this! i did, ages ago! perhaps i should sue them. Darn you new york times! then again Thank you new york times! of course the french are talking about an actual pastry, while my idea deals mostly with the concept of croissants in actuality being little animals that have been hunted to extinction in the wild of the french country side, so they may not be stealing the idea, but the phrase is all mine! mine i tell you!


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Sunday, March 01, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Last week as you recall, Dr. Zachary Smith was in the yard, documenting a frog, when he heard a noise, like a door slamming but on a much grander scale, he decided to get a better viewpoint, so Zachary climbed a nearby plant,

and when he got to the top, he saw the source, a gigantic door.

and when he asked Jack about the door, Jack told him that it led inside, and from there, to legopolis.
join us next week for The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

Next Weeks Episode: #8 the Triumphant Hero Returns!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

new look!

hello. i have instituted a new font & color scheme. do you like it?
for those of you reading this post from a reader, the new font is courier while the old font was this other, font.


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

new poll!

Hello person!
i have another poll out! here are the results from the last poll:

when was the last time you ate a croissant?

today 0 (0%)

yesterday 0 (0%)

within the last week 0 (0%)

more than a week ago 6 (66%)

never, whats a croissant? 3 (33%)

Votes altogether far: 9
Poll closed

but this year{month? week} the poll is ........Hats! yes i know weird subject, but hey! weird blog!
if you have any questions about the hats featured here on Save The Croissants,
check here for pictures, well maybe, with Wikipedia you never know, if that fails, Google Image Search folks!

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.


Last week you recall, Dr. Zachary Smith, was in a battle to the death with a patch of lavender, believing the fragrant aroma was a deadly toxin, but as he was chopping the lavender, he noticed a sound behind him, "ribbit" went the sound, he left off killing the poor, defenseless lavender to investigate the sound, it turned out to be a frog, but bigger than any frog in Legopolis,

it said "ribbit" again and hopped away, but not before Zachary had finished documenting it.
and that concludes another exciting episode of, The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.


Thursday, February 05, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.

last week as you recall Dr. Zachary Smith, had discovered a bed of flowers and had ventured further in...

he found Clover, and documented it thoroughly,
then he found lavender, but mistook the lovely aroma for a knockout gas, developed by the plant to lull him into a deep sleep, so that the plant may eat him, and set about destroying it.

until next time, this is The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.!


Next Weeks Episode: #6 Mutant Frogs, Details at 5:00

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.


Today we rejoin Dr. Zachary Smith only a day after his encounter with S.B.H.G. after a nice rest,{provided by Jack} he decided to explore the vicinity, and discovered a beautiful bed of flowers, which to him were like beautiful trees, in so many different colors of the rainbow, he decided to venture further in.

join us Next week for The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith, H.M.O.
-jake


Next Weeks Episode: #5 The Deadly effects of Lavender.
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