Mr. David Earl.
Gender: Male
Age: 40
Nationality:Legopolian
Reason for Leaving Home Country: Professional.
Profession:
Weapon of choice :Cayenne Pepper
Affiliations: Captain Brown's Royal League of Professional Chefs, Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force.
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
EXCUSE ME!
ReplyDeleteDespite lacking formal training, my vast experience, innate sense of taste and artistic blending of locally available seasonings CLEARLY requires I be addressed as "Chef".... not merely "Cook".
I am confident you will immediately rectify this embarrassing and demeaning situation.
Thank you.
Er, uh, right. Got it! Fixed, Chef Earl
ReplyDelete-=Best Regards=-
Sir.