Wednesday, March 11, 2009

a Profile of the Members of Dr. Zachary Smiths Exploratory Force.

Greetings. My Name is Sir, And to Day we shall be profiling,
Mr. David Earl.
Gender: Male
Age: 40
Nationality:Legopolian
Reason for Leaving Home Country: Professional.
Profession:Cook Chef
Weapon of choice :Cayenne Pepper
Affiliations: Captain Brown's Royal League of Professional Chefs, Dr. Zachary Smith's Exploratory Force.
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

2 comments:

  1. EXCUSE ME!

    Despite lacking formal training, my vast experience, innate sense of taste and artistic blending of locally available seasonings CLEARLY requires I be addressed as "Chef".... not merely "Cook".

    I am confident you will immediately rectify this embarrassing and demeaning situation.

    Thank you.

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  2. Er, uh, right. Got it! Fixed, Chef Earl


    -=Best Regards=-

    Sir.

    ReplyDelete

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