On the agenda today;
Modifications to the constitution and A new National anthem.
Modifications to the constitution
Modification#1: It has been brought to my attention that my Constitution is too strict, and so I am modifying it from: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and then shot. If "the Boss" decides to take mercy on your soul, you will merely be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften in your lifetime. …"
to: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and if found guilty they will be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften. Or until they swear off illegal contraband. …"
A new National anthem
I would like the new national anthem to be "Come Fly with me" by Mr. Frank Sinatra, but set to a rousing march, and the chorus to be set to the chorus of "Oh Canada", now, I can't sing. Or Compose. but just imagine it, if you will. But Done Correctly.
Modifications to the constitution and A new National anthem.
Modifications to the constitution
Modification#1: It has been brought to my attention that my Constitution is too strict, and so I am modifying it from: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and then shot. If "the Boss" decides to take mercy on your soul, you will merely be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften in your lifetime. …"
to: "… 5. There will be no smoking, drinking of alcohol, or illegal substances in JakobRikeILuften. Anyone possessing any of these things, will be given a fair trial, and if found guilty they will be deported and restricted from entering JakobRikeILuften. Or until they swear off illegal contraband. …"
A new National anthem
I would like the new national anthem to be "Come Fly with me" by Mr. Frank Sinatra, but set to a rousing march, and the chorus to be set to the chorus of "Oh Canada", now, I can't sing. Or Compose. but just imagine it, if you will. But Done Correctly.
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The Constitution has a restriction that is a serious impediment to my visiting... Let alone my goal of advancing from Chef to Chief Pilot of the Zeppelin fleet...
ReplyDeleteHow about a lifetime "Executive Exemption"?
Alright, so the Constitution is a bit strict. But JakobRikeILuften is my country, and these are the things that I have decided are the main problems of the world, {mostly smoking & drugs} and admittedly alcohol is the lesser of the three evils, but it is still evil. If I go about handing out "Exemptions" Executive or otherwise, what would the point of the Constitution be? now if you were to submit a form, and perhaps, pay your taxes a bit more than usual, we might be able to consider your predicament.
ReplyDeleteAnd I believe we have a spot open as Zeppelin Pilot, do you have proper training in dirigibles?
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Sir.
I do have Good reasons for restricting Smoking, Drugs and Alcohol from J.R.I.L. For example, you want to be a pilot Mr. Earl? Well, what if we came across a giant Thunderstorm, and you had been drinking? Would you be able to steer us clear of catastrophe? Or what if an Engineer had been taking drugs or something, and four of the engines decided to quit? as for smoking well, I don't suppose anyone who reads this Weblog is old enough to remember "The Incident?"
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to point out that I do have Good reasons, I'm not just being controlling.
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Sir.
Please elaborate on "The Incident".
ReplyDeleteOh, Alright. "The Incident" was the exploding of the Hindenburg in 1937, probably the worst accident in the history of the Zeppelin, it completely squashed the people's faith in airship travel. No one ever found out what was the cause.
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Sir