-=Hey Folks!=-

I have a store now!

No, really!

See? Any way, we have many of products for the picky consumer, {that would be you}

Go buy something!

Or else I may be forced to do something drastic, such as, oh I don't know, add actual advertisements to the blog.

Big Pop-Up bothersome advertisements.

We sell t-shirts, cutting boards, mouse pads, and so much more!

GO BUY SOMETHING!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.