Tuesday, July 21, 2009

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

This Weeks Exciting Episode is Entitled:

Hi Ho Clunker! Away!
Last week as you surely recall, Dr. Zachary smith was Lumbering out of his Garage in search of his old friend, George. Alright, the truth is, the letter said George would have cookies.
George makes great cookies, with little chocolate chips, and lots and lots of butter, which as anyone who has made cookies knows, is the secret. Terribly delicious.

Anyway.

Back to the story.
Dr. Smith was using his mechanical walker to scale the walls of the abandoned fortress, he was almost at the top when…

"ssssssssssssssss…"

"Gosh, that sounded important."

"PuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPuttPutt…"

"Well, I'm almost at the top, I think I can make it…"

"bkglbokigargleblogigoplegok…"

"Ha! I made it to the top without anything happening!"

"POW!"

"Oh well."

"shshshshshshshshshsh"

"you know, that sounds like a tea kettle?"

And indeed it was, In fact George was right around the corner, making Afternoon Tea.
That was an old cinematic trick, the pan-and-zoom, it gave a great feeling of movement didn't it?
It's not really the same with still frames, but you get the general idea.
now lets see, where were we… whoops, dropped the script.

@#$%, It went through the heating grate.

We don't need no stinking script.

We're professionals!
*Gulp*

Oh? We're out of time? I'd better wrap this up then.

Join us next week for our next exciting episode, entitled:

Cookies?

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.




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