-=Home, Home on the Desk=-

Just give me a Home, where the DVDs roam, and the iPhones are happy all day.

I have been looking for a home for my iPhone for awhile now, and nothing seemed to be perfect, the Tchochky shelves Gave me too much lip, {In Russian, no less.} The standard iPhone dock wouldn't accommodate my fancy new iPhone skin, so I made one out of Lego® bricks. But it was just too plain.

So I made it into a house.

And to Celebrate, I modified the American Classic, "Home Home on the Range"

Oh, give me a home where the DVDs roam
And the Stap'lers and Cappuccinos play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the iPhones are Happy all day

Home, home on the Desk
Where the Stap'lers and Cappuccinos play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the iPhones are Happy all day

How often at night when the iMacs are bright
With the light from the glittering Screens
Have I stood there amazed and asked as I gazed
If their Lives exceed that of Queens

Home, home on the Desk
Where the Stap'lers and Cappuccinos play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the iPhones are Happy all day

Where the air is so pure, the zeppelins so free
The breezes so balmy and light
That I would not exchange my home on the Desk
For all of the cities so bright

Home, home on the Desk
Where the Stap'lers and Cappuccinos play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the iPhones are Happy all day

Oh, I love those plastic flow'rs in this dear land of ours
The Boss, I love to hear scream
And I love the white rocks and the Cappuccino flocks
That graze on the Desktops green

Home, home on the Desk
Where the Stap'lers and Cappuccinos play
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the iPhones are Happy all day

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.