Wednesday, April 01, 2009

oh, and uh happy april fools day, completely unrelated to the above post.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Ok, So Perhaps Its {Semi} Daily

Ok, so maybe i`m not so good at the Whole " daily" thing, i`m blaming blogger. well, blogger in draft, i couldnt get the  Darn Photograph to load, it kept saying "Not Specified", Its specified already! any way, this is Alaska, well, the highway in Alaska, i hear we have houses opening up soon now!  posistions are available! Get Yours Today! i`m kidding, of course, not about the houses, or the blogger thing, so maybe i`m not kidding, the way the economy is going we do have houses available, and i hear its the perfect time to buy! Cheap Cheap Cheap! ah well, its actually much nicer in other parts of the state, like the parts not next to the highway, for example. like palmer! now there's a nice out of the way place, for that uh, tiny town atmosphere! 


That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:
The Foot Print

Last Week as you may recall Dr. Zachary Smith and Mr. Charles Wilhelm O'Gre Esq. Had found a Half Ancient Grecian Half American English drawing, and now lets see what the other are up to shall we ?


ah, they have discovered a footprint in the dirt,



here is Dr. Bennett pacing out the arch of the foot, so that Zachary May Calculate how large a human actually is,



here he is recording said measurements,

but while all this is going on, private Lawrence, always on alert, notices a squirrel leering at them from the branches above, and sounds the alert.



That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Next Weeks Episode: #12 the Chase of  the Arboreal Rodent.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Tunneling Away.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Tunneling Away.
Yesterday i went out in the snow to play with my Sister, and i came across a sinkhole in the ice/snow, i looked down, as to investigate what was causing this hole, i discovered that it was not a sinkhole at all, but a tunnel! i followed it, and unfortunately destroyed the tunnel in the process, but i eventually discovered a small green tunneling machine, covered in two inches of undisturbed snow! i can only conclude that this Mole Machine dug its way through the snow, and, operating under its own power, was attempting to cross the yard fully submerged! Now tunneling by itself is dangerous, but tunneling through snow, in spring? i am surprised that the two occupants had not drowned by now!  i wonder if they know Zachary?
That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.
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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Sorry Folks.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph, Sorry Folks.

sorry about the delay, but we just traveled from Florida Back Home to Alaska, ah Alaska, the Surprisingly nice people, {as compared to the standoffish Floridians} the marvelously warm {er well, relatively}. weather, that's right, its up to 40° here. Whoo Hoo!

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,the ideal walls.

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,the ideal walls.


Now if i ever get a house of my own, i want the walls to look like this. this is the sarasota trading co. {Company} in Sarasota FL. But it has the coolest walls in the town, probably the County, not the state though because Saint Augustine holds that record, in my book anyway.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,flowers and the beast

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,flowers and the beast


these guarding lions are somewhere in downtown Sarasota Fl. but that is not important, whats important is that, i don't know what they are guarding! it could be pirates treasure, or a thousand dead rats, a stockpile of fedoras, or Zombies! it could also just be some pretentious persons house, but that's not as interesting as a thousand dead rats. Or Zombies.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's episode,
The Grecian Comic



Last Week as you recall, Clancy and Private Lawrence were watching out for humans when...


They found one. but luckily Dr. Smith informed them that this one was harmless, but should be avoided until she has consumed her morning's quart of milk and coffee, or La Tay as the Humans call it. after having an eccentric breakfast of leftover Tomato,Crab,Fish,and Coffee, Soup, they decided to exit the house, and search for signs of human culture out of doors,

And what they found was a seemingly hand drawn work of art, Charles, as a Gentleman, was fluent in over 20 languages, including British English, but the words in this artwork seemed to be in ancient Greek, a language not familiar to Mr. Charles Wilhelm O'Gre Esq. but in turning about, they discovered that while half the Artwork was in Ancient Greek, the other half was in Plain English.

Unfortunately the joke was entirely lost on our protagonists, as they had only encountered Squirrels in the "Giant" sense.

Join Us Next Week For, The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Next Weeks Episode: #11 the Foot Print

Monday, March 23, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Colorful Colanders

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Colorful Colanders


the are some Colorful Colanders that i found at the Sarasota Whole Foods, i quite like the colors, pretty colors, i also like the way the perspective gives everything a sort of triangular look to it.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Cappuccino for You & Me

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Sir Jacobs Daily Photograph,Cappuccino for You & Me


This Photograph was taken during a trip around Sarasota with my mother, we stopped over at Barnes & Noble, and Perused a Magazine Each, {Mac|Life for me, Somerset Studio{i Believe} For Mom,} and when our coffees got delivered i noticed the marked size difference between the two, i ordered an Espresso, Single Shot, while Mom had ordered A Caffè Macchiato , but its a Starbucks Caffè Macchiato, so its mostly sugar and milk, i know, i tasted it. ick. i'm gonna stick to black single shot Espresso.

That is all for today,
Best Regards,
-Sir.

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