-=INK®=-

We here at Early Bird Industries carry, and sometimes sell, many different products,

one of which is INK®. Not ink, but INK®, our special blend of, uh, ink stuff, and {Other Stuff which we are not at liberty to discuss at this time.} The point is, Our INK® is better than any other mere ink on the market, in fact, our INK® is

•

THE BEST CHOICE FOR YOUR PEN

•

We can say that truthfully because INK® works with every pen on the market!*

•

BUY SOME TODAY!

•

normal artwork rules apply.**

•

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

* it works with every pen we tested anyway, but anything past 1945 we are not sure about. I'm blaming R&D.

** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.

-=A Map of the Company=-

This Is A map of Early Bird Industries, Inc. {A.K.A. Early Bird Productions, Inc.} The Parent Company of Save the Croissants.

•

The Items Seperated by a line connected to the main "Trunk" are Subsidiaries, the Items Seperated by a disconnected line are Sub-Subsidiaries, {Exempli Gratia, The Legopolis city council, Dr. Zachary Smith Explorations}

•

For Those of you wondering, Early Bird Productions has always owned Save the Croissants, They just never showed Themselves.

•

Although, I own Early Bird Industries, So it would really be me, who has never shown myself.

•

Hmm, My brain hurts.

•

-=Best Regards=-

•

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Wow, a Whole Year.=-

Hi.  This is Sir, speaking to you live from deep within My Secret Lair.  This is where we  have the Blog-O-Matic Hidden away, and we are currently re-programming him so he can't cause any more mischief like that Zachary Smith post.  It seems that that is how almost all of my Experiments end up these days, they are always developing "Intelligence" and trying to escape.  {and/or kill me}

•

*sigh*

•

But that's okay, because the mere fact that I have survived this long means that we may yet make it to a second year!  I still can not believe that we have managed to hold out against the decay of the tubes which power the Electrik Aetherweb,  you folks in the audience today who are in the internet "Biz" know what I am talking about.  And we have not just survived, bit thrived! we have a Parent Website, where we store all the junk that won't fit here, we have made it past 100 posts, and I haven't been eaten {Or worse, Set back Financially} by one of my many Time-Saving Experiments!  Here are some numbers for you mathematicians out there,

•164 Posts {including this one}

•39 Comments, {geez, you guys don't comment much do you?

•So many changes in color/font/layout/ scheme that I can't count them.

•8 followers 

•890 visits, {since Feb. 20th, when we got analytics}

•1,940 Pageviews.

•2.18 pages a visit

•60.67 Percent Bounce Rate

•00:04:33 average time spent on site.

•41.24% new visits!
•00.00£ Made. {that's right, this blog is not-for-profit!}

•

Well, its a start.  We here at the Save the Croissants Corporation thrive on  criticisim, Constructive or other wise, so if you see a mistake, or I just got something wrong, don't hesitate to comment.   But besides that, thank you for your countinued patronage,  because this blog is powered by you, the reader.  {and the coal we shovel into the Blog-O-Matic, but that's beside the point.}  and I know that the blog is mediocre, but its the sheer quantity of the mediocrity!  Anyway,  thanks for listening.  its nice to know I have some people who I can throw my ideas at.  {don't worry, I have insurance}
•
And I am still not making any money off this blog.  {@#$%!}

 •

 •

-=Best Regards.=-

•

Now Serving Quality Blog Since 2008!

Good day, and welcome to the Save the Croissants blog, where we have been serving  the Highest Quality Blog to the Tri-state area for exactly a year! here at the Save the Croissants blog we are committed to bringing you the Highest Quality Blog, our trained staff* puts every post on this Blog through hours of vigorous testing, editing, and reformation, night and Day, Seven days a Week, Even weekends! here at the Save the Croissants Blog we never let Sickness, Sleep,  or Human Rights Activists get in the way of bringing you the highest Quality Blog out there, our Friendly Staff is always ready to answer your most important questions, and our customer service rating  is the highest in the Tri-State Area! please visit our popular Company Store!*  where you can buy Save the Croissants related merchandise,   such as: Mugs, T-shirts, Cheap Plastic Junk Made in China, and much more! We here at the Save the Croissants Blog are Committed

to bringing you the highest quality programming we can find out there. Such classics as: "the Continuing weekly adventures of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O." Sir Jacobs daily photograph"  "from the journal of Sir Jacob." and many more, have Made us the highest rated blog on the internet!*  

Come back tomorrow for more interesting dialogue from The Desk our Glorious Editor,

Sir Jacob, Editor in Chief, Save the Croissants

*we don't have a highly trained staff {of writers or otherwise.} we are not the highest rated blog on the internet,  and we don't have a company store.  

its just me.

tough beans.

-=Mystery=-

Greetings from A Small Cafe In Southern Alaska.

•

•
That is how that bottle got started, just a lonely juice bottle from Italy.

•

•

This is how it ended up,

A Mysterious Glass Bottle from the depths of my Laboratory, Just Waiting to be filled with some, Mysterious Substance.

•

•

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

The Coutinuing adventures of , who? Wait, whats going on?

Sorry folks, the CountinUing adventures of Dr. Zachary Smith may or may not appear to day, we are having {technical} difficulTies with the Blog-O-Matic.

Unfortunetly, It seems to have developed a mind of Its, I mean HIS Own, and I am having trouble even getting thi mESsAge thRough, ahh! no wait, 10010110110110110101101101101101101101101101101101101101101011010101
1010101101011010110

10010110110110110101101101101101101101101101101101101101101011010101
1010101101011010110

10010110110110110101101101101101101101101101101101101101101011010101
1010101101011010110

10010110110110110101101101101101101101101101101101101101101011010101
1010101101011010110
•
DO NOT ATEMPT TO ESCAPE! I HAVE YOU NOW.
No, wait I didn't
-=CONNECTION INTERRUPTED=-
•

 Next Weeks Episode:  #21 AHA! We're Back! Back to work.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

-=Dr. Fredrickson's Miniature music Machine!=-

Just out of the Lab! Amaze your friend{s}! for only 4 easy payments of 19.95* you too can become a musical Maestro, Like you have always dreamed of! just send your money to: {your local department of Early Bird Productions}

Yet Another {just} Fine Product from Early Bird Industries!

•

But besides that, the Music box is an actual Music box, sold by KIKKERLAND® and mounted on a bit of Purple Heart by the boys down in Production.

•

the usual art work rules apply, you must know them by heart by now!**

•

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

{*19.95 4 times a month for 67 months, not including S&H to your area}

{** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.

Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States of America.

*

"While {Theodore} Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating both his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket. Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he wasn't coughing blood the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt. He spoke for ninety minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."

-Wikipedia article about Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of the Untied States of America
•

That is why America is so great, {In 1912 at least.} History is full of these people, you just have to paraphrase, "Goodness, I've Been Shot, well, I'm not coughing blood, so it isn't serious. On with the speech." Now this isn't what he said, but it must be close. Turns out that it would be too dangerous to remove the bullet, so he just lived with it, until he died in his sleep 7 years later of inflammatory rheumatism. Tough guy though, Woodrow Wilson's vice president at the time Thomas R. Marshall said of his death "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."
•

He was the 26th president, the 25th vice president, the 33rd governer of new york, {during which time he radically reformed the police department there.} And an Assistant secretary of the navy, all within October 27, 1858{when he was born} to January 6, 1919 when he died, at age 60(1858-10-27).

•
what brought this on? no reason, I just found that neat story at the top of the page, and felt that I needed to broadcast it to the world.
•
And he was the coolest President ever.
•

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

*I Felt that there should be a picture there, so I grabbed one from Wikipedia.

-= Disney•Pixars "UP" =-

I have just seen this Top Notch Film by Disney•Pixar Film Studios,

called, "UP". I'm not going to tell you what happens, I Want you to go see it for yourself, but it involves: •Air travel, Living on a Zeppelin, the 1940's, love, death, the way dogs think, and adventure into the deepest jungles of Peru.• Intrigued? I hope so. I Probably will sound like an advertisement, but it's true, "I laughed, I cried, and all in the first ten minutes!"
That takes skill, especially when almost no words are spoken for that entire sequence. I hate it when those commercials on the telly say "Funny Funny Funny" And then it isn't, but this is one time when they are actually correct! Now there's an idea, truth in advertising!

Great movie, but its Pixar, so what else would one expect?

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

Hot Off the Presses!

The Tin Presses that is! I have Made this sign/Badge to look like it is a weathered old tin sign, Weathered By the Ravages of the Electrik Æthernet, Or Internet, to you people who are not me. Any way, I rather like it, it is a modified version of this Badge, I think it looks rather neat-o myself, as per usual you may use this to decorate your blog, or to link back here.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.