-=Woah=-

Alright, this has nothing to do with anything, but I really like it,

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-=Zemanta=-
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It is a free firefox plug-in, and I can not think how I lived without it so long!
It's a free image searching thingy,
{technical term} it puts a little sidebar, right in blogger, {and gmail, and other stuff which I have yet to test} with pictures that relate to your post, right there. it also reads all the stuff you type, and suggests links! {Mostly to wikipedia}

Thomas .R. Marshall, Image via Wikipedia

It also does the same thing with tags, awesome.
I am a bit discombulated, but, you will love this program, free, loads right into blogger.
I used to keep a blank tab open so that i could use google images, but this is about ten times faster because it's right there! oh, about Thomas .R. Marshall, I was retroactively checking it {Zemanta} out on an old post, and this guy came up! I thought he just looked so silly, I had to Post him.
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Something I just noticed, roll over the image, and a little credit pops up!
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Is that not awesome!

-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Some Random Thoughts=-

-=Intro=-

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Here are some semi-random thoughts that have been bouncing around {in} my head for awhile, here they are, in no paticular order.

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-=Pilots=-

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In my many and varied adventures, I have come across quite a few pilots, mechanics, and airport hobos, {Bums}. And I have noticed that they all are a very friendly sort, and have sort of developed their own community, or sub-culture, if you will. A sort of, "Solder, wire, and duct-tape" mentality, born out of the outragous prices of æroplanes, and æroplane parts, I suppose.

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Just a thought.

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-=Movies=-

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Oh, another thought, In American movies, British people are {stereotypically} the 

"bad guys"

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But in British Movies, are Americans {stereotypically} the "bad guys"?

If not, who is? I know I have Readers in Britannia Major, so I am waiting for answers.

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And I expect them.

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-=309 Deaths by airship.=-

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Ever. 

{According to Wikipedia}

That's less than how many people are killed by Automobiles, in every minute.

I guess, I dont know the exact number, But since Automobiles are the most popular mode of transportation in the world, It's a pretty safe bet.

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so why aren't Zeppelins more popular? 

Or Blimps, or Hot-Air/Gas Balloons, the point is, they are so much safer!

Sure, there was the Incident back in '39, but that was hydrogen,{flammable} just use helium and we should be good!

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-=And We End With a Quote=-

"Movies are a fad, what people really want  to see is actors on a stage"

-Charlie Chaplin

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

The Continuing Weekly Adventures Of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O.

Today's Episode:

AHA! we're back! back to work.

Here we join Dr. Smith at his campsite deep within the jungle, …of the …yard.

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Dr. Smith? DR. SMITH! I know you are here Dr. Smith. Show yourself!

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GEORGE! Conduct a sweep…

*grumble grumble why does this always happen to me…*

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-=PLEASE HOLD=-

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Alright, we found him.

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We are not exactly sure why Dr. Smith left the campsite, but it may have something to do with the impending sense of doom hanging in the air, and the advancing weed-whacker.

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George, que the weed-whacker.
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GEORGE!
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forget it, just cut to the next scene.

After traveling for a couple of hours, {or was it days?} {it was hours.} {I know, I was being dramatic.} {Oh.}

Like I was saying, He came to what looked to be a dried-up river, and decided to follow it to its delta, but about halfway through, he got distracted by what looked to be a fortress, looming on the horizon, having never seen a vampire film, or any film for that matter, he went to investigate.

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join us next week for our next exciting installment, entitled,

The Looming Fortress, Perhaps of DOOM.

then again, Perhaps not.

-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=INK®=-

We here at Early Bird Industries carry, and sometimes sell, many different products,

one of which is INK®. Not ink, but INK®, our special blend of, uh, ink stuff, and {Other Stuff which we are not at liberty to discuss at this time.} The point is, Our INK® is better than any other mere ink on the market, in fact, our INK® is

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THE BEST CHOICE FOR YOUR PEN

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We can say that truthfully because INK® works with every pen on the market!*

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BUY SOME TODAY!

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normal artwork rules apply.**

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-=Best Regards=-

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

* it works with every pen we tested anyway, but anything past 1945 we are not sure about. I'm blaming R&D.

** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.

-=A Map of the Company=-

This Is A map of Early Bird Industries, Inc. {A.K.A. Early Bird Productions, Inc.} The Parent Company of Save the Croissants.

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The Items Seperated by a line connected to the main "Trunk" are Subsidiaries, the Items Seperated by a disconnected line are Sub-Subsidiaries, {Exempli Gratia, The Legopolis city council, Dr. Zachary Smith Explorations}

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For Those of you wondering, Early Bird Productions has always owned Save the Croissants, They just never showed Themselves.

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Although, I own Early Bird Industries, So it would really be me, who has never shown myself.

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Hmm, My brain hurts.

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-=Best Regards=-

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Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of Early Bird Industries, Inc.

-=Wow, a Whole Year.=-

Hi.  This is Sir, speaking to you live from deep within My Secret Lair.  This is where we  have the Blog-O-Matic Hidden away, and we are currently re-programming him so he can't cause any more mischief like that Zachary Smith post.  It seems that that is how almost all of my Experiments end up these days, they are always developing "Intelligence" and trying to escape.  {and/or kill me}

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*sigh*

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But that's okay, because the mere fact that I have survived this long means that we may yet make it to a second year!  I still can not believe that we have managed to hold out against the decay of the tubes which power the Electrik Aetherweb,  you folks in the audience today who are in the internet "Biz" know what I am talking about.  And we have not just survived, bit thrived! we have a Parent Website, where we store all the junk that won't fit here, we have made it past 100 posts, and I haven't been eaten {Or worse, Set back Financially} by one of my many Time-Saving Experiments!  Here are some numbers for you mathematicians out there,

•164 Posts {including this one}

•39 Comments, {geez, you guys don't comment much do you?

•So many changes in color/font/layout/ scheme that I can't count them.

•8 followers 

•890 visits, {since Feb. 20th, when we got analytics}

•1,940 Pageviews.

•2.18 pages a visit

•60.67 Percent Bounce Rate

•00:04:33 average time spent on site.

•41.24% new visits!
•00.00£ Made. {that's right, this blog is not-for-profit!}

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Well, its a start.  We here at the Save the Croissants Corporation thrive on  criticisim, Constructive or other wise, so if you see a mistake, or I just got something wrong, don't hesitate to comment.   But besides that, thank you for your countinued patronage,  because this blog is powered by you, the reader.  {and the coal we shovel into the Blog-O-Matic, but that's beside the point.}  and I know that the blog is mediocre, but its the sheer quantity of the mediocrity!  Anyway,  thanks for listening.  its nice to know I have some people who I can throw my ideas at.  {don't worry, I have insurance}
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And I am still not making any money off this blog.  {@#$%!}

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-=Best Regards.=-

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Now Serving Quality Blog Since 2008!

Good day, and welcome to the Save the Croissants blog, where we have been serving  the Highest Quality Blog to the Tri-state area for exactly a year! here at the Save the Croissants blog we are committed to bringing you the Highest Quality Blog, our trained staff* puts every post on this Blog through hours of vigorous testing, editing, and reformation, night and Day, Seven days a Week, Even weekends! here at the Save the Croissants Blog we never let Sickness, Sleep,  or Human Rights Activists get in the way of bringing you the highest Quality Blog out there, our Friendly Staff is always ready to answer your most important questions, and our customer service rating  is the highest in the Tri-State Area! please visit our popular Company Store!*  where you can buy Save the Croissants related merchandise,   such as: Mugs, T-shirts, Cheap Plastic Junk Made in China, and much more! We here at the Save the Croissants Blog are Committed

to bringing you the highest quality programming we can find out there. Such classics as: "the Continuing weekly adventures of Dr. Zachary Smith H.M.O." Sir Jacobs daily photograph"  "from the journal of Sir Jacob." and many more, have Made us the highest rated blog on the internet!*  

Come back tomorrow for more interesting dialogue from The Desk our Glorious Editor,

Sir Jacob, Editor in Chief, Save the Croissants

*we don't have a highly trained staff {of writers or otherwise.} we are not the highest rated blog on the internet,  and we don't have a company store.  

its just me.

tough beans.

-=Mystery=-

Greetings from A Small Cafe In Southern Alaska.

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That is how that bottle got started, just a lonely juice bottle from Italy.

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This is how it ended up,

A Mysterious Glass Bottle from the depths of my Laboratory, Just Waiting to be filled with some, Mysterious Substance.

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And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

The Coutinuing adventures of , who? Wait, whats going on?

Sorry folks, the CountinUing adventures of Dr. Zachary Smith may or may not appear to day, we are having {technical} difficulTies with the Blog-O-Matic.

Unfortunetly, It seems to have developed a mind of Its, I mean HIS Own, and I am having trouble even getting thi mESsAge thRough, ahh! no wait, 10010110110110110101101101101101101101101101101101101101101011010101
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DO NOT ATEMPT TO ESCAPE! I HAVE YOU NOW.
No, wait I didn't
-=CONNECTION INTERRUPTED=-
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 Next Weeks Episode:  #21 AHA! We're Back! Back to work.

And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

-=Dr. Fredrickson's Miniature music Machine!=-

Just out of the Lab! Amaze your friend{s}! for only 4 easy payments of 19.95* you too can become a musical Maestro, Like you have always dreamed of! just send your money to: {your local department of Early Bird Productions}

Yet Another {just} Fine Product from Early Bird Industries!

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But besides that, the Music box is an actual Music box, sold by KIKKERLAND® and mounted on a bit of Purple Heart by the boys down in Production.

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the usual art work rules apply, you must know them by heart by now!**

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And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq.

Chief Executive Officer of SavetheCroissants.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.

{*19.95 4 times a month for 67 months, not including S&H to your area}

{** You may use my artwork as decoration on your internet area, or you may use it to link back to savethecroissants.com, but you may not say it is yours, nor may you steal it.