Quips and Witticisms from an Above Average Person.

"Popular Culture is for people who are popular."-me

As a person who was always drawn to Vintage and Retro things, {The Fedora Hat, Zeppelins…Et Cetera} I have gotten quite a few odd looks. My advice to my

Fellow exceptional people is:

"Treat every day as a formal occasion"-me

we can generally improve the quality of today's youth if you would all just, please, pull up your pants from around your ankles, and limit those chains hanging out of your pockets to Pocket Watches.  if you want to Rebel against your respective parents, Consider this. 

"Your respective parents were dressing like that,  {partially, that is.} before you were even born."-me

Ha.

And its not like its hard to dress Nicely, or Properly even, have you ever heard of the salvation army? or Goodwill, or True Value, Thrift Stores in general really. 

If you hurry, they still might be open!

 And on that note I bid you

Good Day, and Best Regards.

Sir Jacob D. Fredrickson Esq. 

Chief Executive Officer of Save the Croissants.blogspot.com,

Quite the High Ranking Official of Early Bird Productions, Inc.